May 12, 2011

Don't Cry For Me Argentina

Honeymoon With The Rancher, the latest release from Donna Alward, features character-types that haven't worked for me in the past.  On the surface you've got the pampered, spoiled princess and the grouchy Alpha male determined to knock her down a few pegs.  The difference with this story is that the author takes us well beyond those first initial, and extremely superficial, impressions.  Even as both characters jump to conclusions about each other on their first meeting, you can also see the light behind their eyes.  The "Ahhh, there's more here than meets the eye" kind of light.

Sophia Hollingsworth is perfectly coiffed, manicured and polished, and was all set to marry Mr. Upwardly Mobile when she catches him in bed with his mistress.  The worst of it is that Mr. Not-So-Right didn't see anything wrong with this.  Sophia was a means to an end.  A young, vibrant, stylish bit of arm candy to hang on the arm of Mr. Upwardly Mobile.  This splash of cold water leads Sophia to do something impulsive.  Namely go on their planned honeymoon in Argentina alone.  But when she arrives, she gets more than she bargained for.  Namely a working ranch with one sexy cowboy in residence!

Tomas Mendoza takes one look at Sophia's stilettos and thinks he's knows exactly what sort of woman he's dealing with.  He tries to explain to her that there has been a fire at the ranch, and that her reservation was canceled, but the stubborn piece of fluff won't budge.  At an impasse, and with his business partners who normally deal with the guests away on vacation, he agrees to let her stay on until they get back to sort out the mess.  But he warns her it's not going to be Club Med, thinking maybe that will get her out of his hair.  Little does he know.

This story is very heavy on internal conflict.  In fact, it's all internal conflict.  Sophia has spent her whole life being told what to do, what to wear, and what sort of life she should aspire to.  She's almost like a packaged product, right down to the fake smile she plasters on her face when she arrives on Tomas' doorstep.  Taking her honeymoon trip was completely impulsive, a childish way to get back at her traitorous fiance', but when she's honest with herself, she knows she's taking this trip to find herself.  She doesn't know who she is.  Being at the ranch makes her feel one part useless and two parts silly, but in a way it allows her to confront herself.  Who is she and what does she want?

Tomas became a partner at the ranch because it was a place to hide and lick his wounds.  He's still hiding away from the world, abandoning the life of privilege that he grew up in, but the ranch does bring him peace.  It's the one place that truly feels like home to him.  That said, he's got a mountain of baggage and self-blame that he's been lugging around with him.  Hiding out in the middle of nowhere allows him to not deal with any of it, until Sophia shows up with her smile, her innocent determination, and dang if he's not attracted to her.

Given the nature of the internal conflict (namely Tomas') I suspect some readers will wish this was a longer story - in order to be "convinced" that he's really moved on and is ready for Sophia.  Also, there is a fairly short time frame in this story (about a week), that might have some readers balking.  It all worked well for me though.  If this story were much longer, I think all the internal angst would just be way too exhausting, and even with all the baggage, I really do think that Tomas and Sophia will find happiness together.  I also appreciated how Sophia's inexperience in some matters (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) was handled.  It didn't feel like a forced trope here.  More a part of who she was, a by-product of what her life had been like and the uncertainty she felt about herself before coming to Argentina.

This is really a lovely story with a wonderful sense of place.  I loved the exotic feel of the Argentina country-side, and the angst-fueled internal conflict kept the tension running high between the romantic couple.  An enjoyable, one-sitting read.

Final Grade = B

Note to Harlequin's Art Department: I really do like the idea behind this cover, but honestly?  If that guy is Hispanic I'm the bloomin' Queen of England.  Just sayin'.

May 11, 2011

The Gateway Category

I have a new column up at Heroes & Heartbreakers today.  I've already written about my lurve of category romance, and how awesome-sauce the Harlequin Romance line is.  Today's topic du jour?  Harlequin SuperRomance.  Or as I like to call it - The Gateway Category.

Go on over, and take a gander.  And hey! Get some book recommendations for your trouble.

May 10, 2011

The King, The Priest, The Knight, And The Mystery Woman

Here's a fairly useless factoid, before doing time in graduate school to earn my library degree, I slogged through four years of undergraduate work where I earned a degree in history.  My specialty (such as it was) was British History.  Yes, the girl who loves westerns got a degree in British History.  That being said, despite four years of my life given to this task, I'm pretty much clueless on those wacky Brits pre-Henry VIII.  Which sort of helps explain my reaction to Kris Kennedy's latest book (and her first for Pocket), Defiant.

England is in turmoil.  King John isn't exactly a warm and cuddly sort, various barons are threatening civil war, and the Magna Carta is on the horizon.  Knee deep in all of this is Jamie Lost, our hero, and one of the king's most trusted knights.  John has sent him on a mission to find Father Peter of London, rumored to be back in England after many years living in exile.  The problem being that there are quite a few people running around who want to find Father Peter - including our heroine, Eva.

Eva owes her life to Father Peter, and cannot for the life of her understand why the man came back to England.  The problem is that England is not safe for Eva, nor for her young traveling companion, teenage Roger.  She takes one look at Jamie and knows her mission will not be easy.  This is a hard man.  A scary man.  And they both want the same thing - Father Peter.

Reading Defiant is an exercise in patience, and I suspect it's going to divide readers.  With Kennedy's previous two medievals, I strongly recommended them to not only medieval fans, but to general historical romance lovers as well.  Defiant is just as strong (if not stronger) in terms of "history" - but that said, it's a very medieval-y medieval.  There's a lot of medieval political intrigue, two-timing, back room dealing, and the author writes it out in drips and drabs, leaving a small trail of bread crumbs for the reader to follow.  This is good, because it saves us from a mind-numbing info-dump, but it's not so good for those readers (uh, like me) who might not be entirely up on their medieval history.  This was not a book I was immediately engaged in.  There are a lot of unanswered questions early on.  The author does get around to answering them, but it takes time.  Again, it saves from the info-dump, but readers are going to have to stick with it to get to the pay-off.

Now that being said, not all historical romances being published these days feature the depth, breadth, and sheer amount of "history" in them quite like Kennedy's work does.  Readers hungry, and at this point probably desperate, for actual "history" in their historical romances will probably be more than willing to exercise patience.  Yes, the author does tweak a few details to make her fictional story work, but this is still a book with a very strong sense of place (and lengthy author's notes at the end - which I lurve).

The romance is also a bit of an exercise in patience.  One has to remember, Eva and Jamie are at cross purposes for the vast majority of this book.  They both want the priest, but for totally different reasons.  Not to mention that Jamie is loyal to King John, a man Eva does not think highly of (to put it mildly).  So readers should expect quite a bit of animosity and bickering.  Now, it's certainly amusing animosity and bickering, but it also means it takes a good while for the reader to see, and buy into, a romance between these two people.  On that score, I found this to be a second half book.  The lack of truth telling, the lies by omission, after a while it gets to be very exhausting.  However by the halfway point, while not everything is out in the open, there's enough on the page to get me to believe a happy ending will work.

This wasn't an entirely easy read for me, and it's not my favorite of Kennedy's work, but I can still appreciate it for how special it is in a lot of ways.  Medieval fans should rejoice, and those of you looking for something different, something with some actual history to back it up?  Yeah, when was the last time you read about the Magna Carta in a romance novel?

Grade = B-

May 9, 2011

The Month That Was April 2011

Lemon Drop: Well...look who has come crawling back.

Me: Yes, dear.  Auntie Wendy is done pouting and she's back now.

Lemon Drop::sniff:: It's about time.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get work in this town?  And Mommy was downright unreasonable when I suggested that I needed to find another venue.  My adoring public cannot be expected to go without me while you're off on some "hiatus."  But Mommy was adamant.  Some nonsense about being busy.  Ha!

Me: My niece, the diva.  Do you think you could dial it back for a few moments while I talk about what I read last month?

Lemon Drop:  Maybe.  Just so long as you promise me you'll pull it together Auntie Wendy.  Mommy is always telling me that nobody likes a fussy girl. 

Me: Getting scolded by a one-year-old.  This might be a new low for me.  Anywho....I only read three books last month.  I thought for half a second that I must have missed adding something to my spreadsheet, but turns out - I didn't.  Three measly books.  Geez Wendy, get a grip.


Title links will take you to full reviews:

Collision Course by Zoe Archer, SciFi Romance, eBook, Carina Press, 2011, Grade = B-
  • Heroine on wrong side of the law is enlisted to help military outfit recover hijacked spaceship and rescue the pilot, presumably taken hostage.  Going with her on this mission is their best pilot, the hunky hero.  Nice space opera action, and plenty of sexy sizzle.  If you're looking for a quick, sexy read with a scifi backdrop - this one is worth a look.
The Goodbye Quilt by Susan Wiggs, Women's Fiction, Mira, 2011, Grade = B-
  • Mother who is having a hard time "letting go" is driving cross-country with her teenage daughter, dropping her off for her freshman year of college.  I'm nowhere near the target demographic for a story like this, but the author packs in enough "truth" here that I think women who can relate will relate in a big, big way.
Montana Wife by Jillian Hart, Historical western romance, Harlequin Historical, 2004, Grade = B
  • After her husband's death, and with wolves circling her front porch, heroine enters into marriage of convenience with handsome, hard-working hero.  Lots o' angst, and a nice attention to historical detail.  I had a few quibbles regarding the villain and one of the heroine's sons, but other than that, a good solid read that I yanked out of Ye Olde TBR Mountain Range.
Lemon DropThree books?!  You only read three books Auntie Wendy?  Heck, Memaw read four books while she was visiting you, all within a 48 hour period.  No wonder you have a TBR that can be seen from space.

Me: I know. I would say I'm going to do better in May, but so far the outlook is not so good.  In fact, I should be reading right now instead of typing up this blog post.

Lemon Drop: Now, now - let's not be too hasty.  Remember....my adoring public.

Me: Oh well, how could I forget?  It's a shame you're lacking in the self-confidence department kiddo.

May 8, 2011

Happy Mother's Day


We never wore helmets while riding our bikes, and the only one of us who maybe had a car seat was Lil' Sis - but at least Mom kept us away from the Drano.

Ahhhh, the 1970s.  Back when safety wasn't just optional, it was unheard of.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mommies out there!

May 7, 2011

Derby Schmerby


WooHoo! No Hitter!!!!!!!

And he didn't cough up El Perfecto Game-o until the bottom of the 8th inning.  This is the second no-hitter in Justin Verlander's MLB career.  Final score 9-0.

May 6, 2011

The Hiatus Is Dead, Long Live The Hiatus

I know, that was quick.  But the truth is darlings, that I missed you.  And I missed this blog.  I think I've been blogging so long that it's burrowed into my blood stream like a virus, and I just can't shake it.  Which is confirmation that I have no life.  And I can't seem to shut-up.  I'm thinking neither of these attributes are worthy of pride - but whatever. 
  • Besides the fact that I missed my blog (and all you happy people!) is that it's looking like the dust isn't going to settle at work for a while.  When and how are still big ol' mysteries.  At least to me at any rate.  And since I've never been a big fan of hanging around in limbo, I've decided that I need to stop wallowing, pick myself up, dust myself off, and get on with it already.  I've got stuff to do.
  • In super shiny happy news - the Big Sis, who occasionally comments here, has landed a new job.  A new job that she actually ::gasp:: wants!  Woot!
  • I'm in a reading slump.  Come hell or high water, I'm determined to break out of it this weekend.  I've got too many flippin' books waiting for me.  I don't have the time to pussyfoot around.
  • Rumble in the Bat Cave this weekend!  My hapless Detroit Tigers are playing My Man's hapless Toronto Blue Jays.  Given that My Man is only about a 2% Jays fan these days, I don't suspect there will be blood shed.  If anything, I might have to talk him into watching the games with me. 
  • We've watched a couple of halfway decent movies this week.  Conviction was really quite good.  I seem to have this mental block when it comes to Hilary Swank.  I see she's in a movie, and I just have no desire or inclination to see it.  But then when I do?  My hand is forced somehow?  I end up liking said movie.  Go figure.  Last night we watched The Tourist, with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie.  When that movie came out in theaters I remember reading a lot of super bad reviews for it, and honestly people - what the hell?  Was it great?  No.  Was it gawd-awful terrible?  No.  Maybe my tolerance is high since My Man watches a crap-load of movies (trust me, I know what a bad movie is, and I've seen more than my fair share) - but it was what it was.  Decent popcorn fare.  I'm not going to say drop everything and rent it tonight, but when it hits cable, trust me....you can do a lot worse.  Waaaaaay worse.
  • Speaking of My Man, we have plans to take a long-weekend-style vacation soon.  Just get away for a few days, unwind, and spend time together.  Hopefully we'll both survive the experience.
  • RWA in NYC is coming up fast.  You know, that wee lil' romance writers conference where yours truly will be honored as the Librarian Of The Year?  (I'm still going with the group head injury theory.  It's the only possible explanation I have).  I've got major stuff to still take care of.  Business cards, a presentation at the Librarian Event, RSVP'ing for various wing-dings, and scraping together some kind of Blogger Bar Bash (the 2nd annual!).  Stay tuned for details.
So yeah, I'm back.  It might take me a few days to get my sea legs under me, but it's full steam ahead.  Onward and upward!