August 26, 2026

Dog Days: Unusual Historicals for August 2026

I don't know about you all, but I'm about ready for summer to be over. It's felt like one extreme weather event after another across the entire US and where I am has been unbearably hot. I also have a couple more months of this nonsense since "crisp autumn" weather where I live usually means triple digits and everything trying to burn down. On the bright side, while work has been kicking my butt (y'all we are so busy right now....) I've had a tiny bit more reading mojo than usual. I'm afraid to declare my slump dead, but I'm feeling slightly more hopeful thanks to audiobooks and keeping on top of my own TBR Challenge. On that subject, I'd love to get back into reading some historical romance and what better way to get those juices flowing that looking at new ones publishing in August. We have 14 titles this month! So sit back, relax and enjoy the browsing.

A Novel Affair by Zijari Singh

London, 1815.

Leela Choudhury refuses to be silent.

From a hidden alley in Nightingale Court, she runs The Nightingale, an underground bookshop that trades in forbidden texts, political pamphlets, and stories society insists women should never read. When a scandalous serialized romance known as The Pirate’s Promise ignites demand across Mayfield, Leela suspects its anonymous female author is not who she claims to be.

She’s right.

Viscount Sebastian Toussaint—wealthy aristocrat, favorite of the Crown, and the last man Leela ever expected to trust—is the mind behind the novel that has women whispering, dreaming, and daring to want more. Bound together by secrecy and a shared love of literature, Leela helps Sebastian discreetly distribute his work chapter by chapter, even as the Crown and a powerful bookseller close in.

As censorship tightens and reputations unravel, Leela and Sebastian must decide whether stories can truly change the world, and whether love can survive when everything else is at risk.

In a society determined to control women’s voices, one book may prove impossible to silence.

She runs an underground bookshop, he's the anonymous author behind a scandalous pirate romance that is warping the delicate minds of female readers. As they fall in love, a censorship battle closes in. From what I can gather, this is Singh's debut. 

Their Convenient Tuscan Marriage by Bronwyn Scott

Sparks that burn…

Hotter than a Tuscan summer!

After a haunting loss, restless Colonel Hayes Winterton accepts his father’s mission to secure a vineyard in Tuscany. Except his plans are thwarted by widow Evelisse Banfield—his stubborn, captivating competition!

Evelisse is shocked when the stoically handsome Hayes proposes a drastic solution to share the vineyard—a convenient marriage! Rather than relinquish her claim on the property, she accepts, but he will be her husband in name only. Until Evelisse realizes their business arrangement could have pleasurable benefits, as long as real feelings don’t blur the boundaries…!

Scott kicks off what is quite likely her final series for Harlequin Historical with a military hero looking to purchase a vineyard in Tuscany only to butt heads with another prospective buyer, the heroine. Then this man has the audacity to suggest they enter into a marriage of convenience so they can share the vineyard and why is she even considering this proposal?

Duke's One-Night Heir by Sarah Rodi
A secret son…

demands a wedding!

About to inherit a dukedom, Edward Harrington’s search for a suitable bride ends abruptly when a baby is thrust into his arms! His eyes meet Beatrice Puddifoot, the enchanting serving maid he shared an all-consuming connection with. They both knew their bond could never last beyond that one perfect night. But his heir changes everything…

Beatrice is used to relying only on herself. So, she’s stunned when Edward demands her hand in marriage! Her station means she’s hardly duchess material, and their union will be tarnished by scandal. Yet, while Beatrice might not belong in Edward’s world, his arms feel inexplicably like home…

Rodi's latest leans hard into the Cinderella trope. He's a future Duke looking for an acceptable bride, only to be confronted by the maid he shared one perfect night with and the consequence, a baby! She's desperate and is hoping he'll take the child in. Instead he proposes that they marry! 

The Viscount's Dollar Princess by Carol Arens
Her money...

For his title?

Lilleth Younger never imagined marrying a British nobleman she’d never met, but that’s exactly what the American heiress must do to satisfy her father’s dying wish. After rural Connecticut, arriving in riotous New York to take her vows is a shock—as is her new husband, the brooding Viscount Abberly! He’s seriously opposed to romance, but soon begins to open up under her sunny charm. Lilleth is irresistibly drawn to the compassionate man beneath the reserved facade. But having discovered all he has sacrificed to wed her, dare she hope that their marriage could ever be more than convenient?

She's an heiress used to life in rural Connecticut, he's a British Viscount who makes sacrifices to wed her (I'm guessing her money probably helps....). Arens' latest stand-alone is set against the Gilded Age backdrop of New York City and London.  

The Marquess's Wagered Wife by Emily EK Murdoch
A marriage gamble…

Worth the risk?

When irritatingly handsome Montague Donovan, Marquess of Laidley, challenges Calliope Oliver to a painting contest, the stakes are high. If he wins, Calliope must marry him, and if Calliope wins, then she will gain the artistic recognition she’s always craved—and knock the arrogant smirk off his face!

Having unexpectedly become guardian to his orphaned nephew, Montague finds himself in need of a convenient wife—fast. As their competition reaches fever pitch, and he and silver-tongued Calliope bicker their way to attraction, it’s more than the wager he stands to lose—but his heart too!

Enemies to Lovers over...painting? He needs a convenient wife, she's looking to knock him down a peg and finally receive some recognition for her artistic abilities.  This is the second book in The Unconventional Oliver Sisters trilogy.

The Viscount's Silent Pugilist by Nicki Pascarella
When the world silences her, he gives her the courage to strike back.

When Viscount Jonathan Davenport discovers a mystery woman fighting off a group of bandits with only her fists and wits, he immediately knows she belongs at The Silk Knuckles Saloon. If only he could convince her to speak, or learn to read the notes she pens to him; only then they might come to know one another.

Lady Genevieve is on the run from her abusive father when a handsome stranger inserts himself into her life, offering her a fresh start. As much as she wants to talk to him, her throat refuses to work. Still, he seems to understand her, offering her everything she has ever dreamed of.

When Genevieve’s highly publicized fight leads a dangerous individual to their door, Jonathan and Gen must work together to save her from her haunting past.
The second book in The Silk Knuckles Saloon series, features a heroine with selective mutism on the run from an abusive father. He's a Viscount who meets her while she's fighting off a group of bandits and offers her a fresh start.

A Scandal in White by Amber Night (novella)
Lady Lydia Cavendish did not expect her recently departed father to leave her everything. Yet what seems a miracle, offering freedom from her controlling brother Rupert’s whims, soon turns into a stranglehold. Because there’s one condition: she must get married first, with Rupert’s consent. And quickly, if Thornleigh Hall is to outlast its debts. As heiress, the responsibility for the estate rests heavy on her shoulders.

Assistant to the groundskeeper, Thomas Brooks, keeps to himself. More tolerated than accepted by the other staff, a life of tending flowers has been enough since his beloved sister departed for a brighter future in London. When he stumbles across an injured, distraught Lydia in the twilit forest, his only impulse is to help.

What begins as a chance meeting soon blooms into a delicate connection. As Lydia repays Thomas’s kindness by reading him his sister’s letters, something quiet grows in the stolen hours. But her impending nuptials to Rupert’s best friend loom large. Soon, both of them are caught inside a tangled and conflicted net. Between duty and attraction, safety and freedom, which will win out?

And is it truly worth risking it all for love?

She is looking down the barrel of marriage to her controlling brother's BFF and he's an assistant to a groundskeeper when they meet and fall in love. This is the first novella in the multi-author A Society of Scandal series that is "aiming to highlight the joy of reading historical romance and escaping to the past in this wondrous genre whilst cherishing openness, inclusivity, and equality."


Hers By  Summer's End by Kat Sterling (novella)

A boxer no proper lady should ever root for…
Drew Sutton has built his reputation with quick fists, quicker smiles, and enough knockouts to keep all of Seattle talking. But while society dismisses him as a rough-edged pugilist, Drew’s true talent lies far from the ring—in cultivating prize-winning blooms. His foremost contender? A loud-mouthed spinster with wild curls and a grin that never fails to send his pulse racing. Their rivalry has always been good sport—until he unthinkingly transforms their private feud into the scandal of the summer. Now it’s war over dahlias, but Drew can’t shake the feeling that the only thing worth winning has nothing to do with horticulture.

A spinster determined to leave him flat on the canvas…

Cecelia Townsend has cultivated her competition with Drew Sutton as carefully as her prize dahlias. There’s something delicious about the man who tends fragile shoots with bruised knuckles, and she’s long enjoyed their harmless flirtation. But when their rivalry becomes the city’s favorite spectator sport—complete with public sparring and brazen wagers—the stakes turn dangerously real. Then there’s the kiss. One reckless, soul-shaking kiss that changes everything. Now Cecelia is consumed by a far more perilous Victory—and the Fighting Florist himself—will be hers by summer’s end.
And oh look, here's the second novella dropping in the same month! He's a boxer with a passion for gardening and she's his competition. What starts out as a rivalry soon turns into a delicious scandal. Oh, and it takes place in Seattle!

The Spy in Disguise by Sheridan Jeane
She sees patterns in everything. Except the trap closing around her.

Charlotte Sinclair has spent her days in the quiet of her father's study, where secrets live in ink and paper rather than in the eyes of men who would kill to keep them. When the Crown requires a codebreaker inside the Black Rose Society, she is the only one who can unravel the cipher that threatens Parliament itself. But infiltrating a treasonous network demands more than a brilliant mind. It demands a man of experience, nerve, and dangerous capability to keep them both alive.

Major Adrian Blackwood is precisely that man — spy, gentleman, and keeper of secrets he has never dared speak aloud. He needs her gift for ciphers. She needs his cover. Together, they will pose as sympathizers within the Society's inner circle, navigating masked balls, forged documents, and midnight rendezvous along the fog-laden Thames.

What neither anticipated was a traitor within the Society determined to see them hanged for theft — or a blackmailer who knows precisely which ghosts will bring Adrian to his knees.

As they race to unmask a catastrophic plot against Parliament, their careful professional partnership begins to feel perilously like something more. With assassins on their trail, their reputations in ruins, and the Black Rose closing in from all sides, Charlotte and Adrian must expose the real villain before Westminster falls — and before the web of deception they have built together destroys everything they have come to hold dear.

In a world of shadows and shifting allegiances, the most dangerous secret is not the one their enemies carry. It is the one they are keeping from each other.
The second in The Shadow of the Black Rose series is being marketed as a mystery, but it sounds like there's plenty of romance in the back cover blurb. She's a codebreaker who is teamed up with a military man, a spy, gentleman and all around keeper of secrets. To ferret out the plot, they most pose as sympathetic traitors and a couple.
Desperate to save her sisters, Miss Darcy Whitley travels to London seeking Sebastian, the Earl of Raine, whose connection to them could secure their futures. Yet his cold indifference suggests he could cast them aside at any moment.

Unwilling to trust their future to his mercy, Darcy accepts a secret commission within London’s most scandalous pleasure palace. Behind a mask and under the name Red, she paints intimate scenes of desire meant to tempt and ensnare all who dare to look.

She never expected to find him there.

In society, Sebastian is controlled, aloof, and untouchable. Within Aphrodite, he is wickedly indulgent, dangerously charming, and irresistibly sensual.

Darcy should fear and avoid him. Instead, his allure draws her in, tempting her to forget every caution she holds dear. Because if Sebastian ever unmasks Red, the cost of her deception may be more than she can bear.
This is the fifth book in the Sins & Sensibilities series. She's looking for protection and security to save her sisters but doesn't entirely trust the hero, so she accepts a job painting scandalous portraits  at a notorious pleasure palace - so what is he doing there?!  Oh honey, he's an Earl, this is a historical romance, of course he's there....

A Lady's Guide to Love and Pirates by Jennifer Moore
Annabelle Bradford was born on the sea and, as an infant, was claimed by pirate captain Reid Courtney as part of the spoils of seizure. Though she lives in London, she spends every summer aboard her godfather’s ship, exploring the ocean and embracing the freedom the horizon offers.

But when her godfather is kidnapped by a rival captain who is hunting for lost Spanish treasure, Annabelle must set sail on the most dangerous mission of her life—but first she’ll have to break a pirate out of prison.

Captain Hawke has vowed to never return to the cursed Isla de Plata, not even if the lovely but arrogant Lady Bradford practically demands it of him in exchange for his freedom. When she also promises him a ship of his own once Captain Courtney is rescued, Hawke reluctantly agrees to sail with her and her crew.

Though Annabelle and Hawke initially clash over who will captain the ship, as they travel through storms and dangers toward the mysterious Devil’s Triangle, the lady’s heart begins to soften toward the charismatic pirate captain. But what if he doesn’t love her back? What if when they are done, he simply sails over the horizon without her?

Annabelle knows how to navigate both the ballrooms of London and the waves of the ocean, but finding her way to true love may prove to be the most difficult journey of all.
She's off to save her kidnapped godfather, but for that she first needs to break a pirate out of prison - which would be our hero. One small fly in the ointment, even though she can get him his freedom, he's not all that keen to return to the island where her godfather is being held captive. 

Obstinate Headache Girl by Jade Hendren

Happily ever after isn’t for the working class.
Though Clara Fletcher’s life was recently upended, following her best friend all the way to Scotland was hardly any trouble. What troubled her, beyond her constant headaches, was wondering whether Harry would come with them.

Harry Stanton, the staid, always proper butler, had been the rock upon which Clara stood since the moment she’d arrived to take up her position in her friend and employer’s household. By day, they ran the house side by side. Each night, they slept the same way. Clara had never been good at that—sleeping. Something about the past that lingered like her headaches wouldn’t allow it, unless she was lying next to him. It was a daring impropriety, but the only one they could allow, as domestics in the same household could never marry and keep the positions they so cherished. Acting on their long-held but still-silent feelings wouldn’t be worth the risk.

Moving to Kinloss would be a new beginning for all of them, but the roads they traveled to get there were eerily familiar to Clara. Scotland was her home. Or at least, it had been. Edinburgh was where she’d buried her secrets, and nearly from the minute they’d arrived, the mail coach had carried those secrets right to their little village.

Clara was an author. An accomplished one, though the impact of her work was previously unknown, even to her. In the bright eyes of a villager’s daughter, Clara begins to see the revolutionary difference her inexpensive pamphlets of whimsical, educational stories for children are making. But the name on the papers grasped in her tiny hands isn’t Clara’s own.

Now, she has a choice to make. She can either give up control of her own life’s work or do the thing she’s quite possibly the worst at: asking for help. More importantly, whichever path she treads—will Harry follow?
A below stairs romance featuring a heroine with a secret writing past and a butler. Oh, and it sounds like our heroine suffers from migraines. Seriously, this back cover blurb is kind of a mess but there's enough here for me to check out a sample.

Miss Wylde and the Wynd by Jane Charles
Lord Damian Wynd had control of his world and his life. As the second born, it was his responsibility to manage the family import business, Trade Wynd. His days were spent on the docks overseeing the unloading of ships or in his offices not far away, which left Damian with little else in his life. An emptiness gnawed at him, but he had no time to determine the cause, let alone fill it. Nor was it as important as keeping order of all he supervised. However, his carefully balanced world is soon overturned when he spies a young woman sneaking away from one of their newly arrived ships.

Miss Georgiana Wylde had always had an adventurous soul, though limited in what she could pursue, grounded, intelligent, and knew what was expected of her. However, when her sister disappears in pursuit of an English rogue, Georgie must go after her before all is ruined, although she fears that it may be too late.

Damian’s first intention is to send Georgie back from whence she came, but her determination and fear for her sister pulls at something deep in his chest that might very well be his heart.

Georgiana had not expected that the most difficult and pragmatic gentleman in all of England would come to her aid. Further, she does not even like him, nor does he care for her. Yet, as their search takes them from the docks in Southampton throughout England and beyond, she finds herself coming to care, even love, the one gentleman who should be completely wrong for her.
The second book in The Wynd Brothers series, he's the second born managing the family's import business and she's looking for her impetuous sister before the family reputation is ruined beyond repair. 

Read to Me Lyon by Ramona Elmes
She has a secret that requires a husband.
Kitty Larson is in a predicament. She and her sisters have recently inherited their parents’ successful bookshop and printing press, along with its secrets. Unfortunately, her uncle is trying to obtain steal their wealth by becoming their guardian. Desperate to prevent this, Kitty reaches out to the proprietor of the Lyon’s Den in hopes of arranging a marriage. Marrying with the right stipulations will put an end to her uncle's schemes.

He needs a wife to avoid scandal.
Oliver's father, the Marquess of Everly, has died and Oliver returns to England after enduring the war on the Continent. Now he's the new marquess, and the responsibility of the family falls on him. So when he discovers his family is broke, there is no time to be upset. He must replenish the family coffers whatever the cost, even if that means marrying a stranger for her wealth, though he'd always expected to marry for love. He approaches Mrs. Dove-Lyon, known for handling situations discreetly and quickly. His family is one of the most respected families of the ton, but if their financial situation is discovered, their name and their legacy would be destroyed.

Will this marriage of convenience become more or will scandal ruin everything?
The need to marry, a book, and a game bring Kitty and Oliver to the altar. But what starts as a marriage of convenience quickly becomes something altogether different. With every lingering touch and kiss, they both realize they are losing their hearts. Unfortunately, Kitty has a secret about the source of her wealth that could bring scandal to the Everly name much worse than the situation that caused Oliver to marry her. When he finds out, will their unexpected love match survive?
She needs a husband to protect her inherited bookshop and printing press from a dastardly uncle. He's a newly minted Marquess who needs to marry an heiress when he finds the family coffers bare, but he needs to do so discreetly because if word gets out about his financial situation, well it won't be good. Part of a long-running Lyon's Den continuity series, we have another messy back cover blurb, but intriguing enough to get me to check out a sample.

Whew! Another month full of possibilities for your TBR. Hopefully you've found something worth checking out. Happy shopping, and reading!

August 24, 2026

Review: I Dream of Falling

I Dreamed of Falling by Julia Dahl is a hard book for me to wrap my head around. Dahl can write, she excels at writing about insular communities with plenty of secrets they want to keep buried. It's what kept me going with this book, also the fact that it's a rather short audiobook (8 hours), and y'all, I have to listen to something on my commute. That said, I can't say I really enjoyed this experience.

Roman Grady is the sole reporter for a local newspaper in his small hometown in the Hudson Valley area of New York. A graduate of NYU, he's the type of reporter who once earned a fellowship at the Los Angeles Times, but now he's writing about the dedication of park benches and the hottest news in the area would be someone getting arrested for a DUI. He has a four-year-old son, Mason, with his longtime girlfriend, Ashley, and they live with his mother, Tara, and her fiancé, John, in his childhood home that is falling down around their ears. Then, Ashley goes missing.

Roman finds her at the bottom of a steep ravine at a former friend's house. Dead. There was a party at Bella's house. The three were once close, but as Roman and Ashley settled into a relationship, when Mason came along, Bella's increasingly messy life meant they were no longer truly friends. Roman had no clue Ashley was talking to Bella again, nor that Ashley was using. They find a packet of pills in her pocket and the assumption is she overdosed. It's 2023, they suspect the pills are laced with fentanyl. 

The problem with this story for a long time is that it's more domestic drama than thriller. Ashley's found dead in short order near the start of the book, but then the reader is trapped in an endless cycle reading about miserable people being miserable. Look, I get it. I understood why these characters were miserable, but it doesn't mean I wanted to be trapped in their heads reading about their misery either.

Ashley and Roman met in middle school and quickly formed a bond. As they got older it was clear they loved each other, but they had an open relationship (and still do - despite Mason coming along, these two are still hooking up with other people). It was all going great guns until Ashley ends up pregnant and Roman defers his fellowship to the LA Times. Then the pandemic hits, Ashley has to give birth to Mason alone in the hospital, nearly dies, and falls into postpartum depression. Tara steps in, determined to be Super Grandma because she was certainly no Mother of the Year when Roman was growing up. That creates a push-pull between Ashley and Tara over Mason's care and affection (the kid is four, plenty of love to go around yo) and meanwhile Roman is feeling increasingly trapped by his job and obligations but has zero momentum or drive to do something about it. Tara, of course, is the I Know Best Grandmother, her and Ashley clash over pandemic restrictions, and the house they live in is in desperate need of repair, which John is working on, but all this costs money and it's a lot. 

Finally, FINALLY, over halfway through the book, the What Happened To Ashley question finally starts to cook - and we get to the ending. Dahl does a good job of leading readers down various blind alleys but ultimately the question of who killed Ashley is completely wrapped up in all these miserable characters being miserable and not unpacking their trauma. And Roman? This guy y'all. I desperately wanted him to leave behind scorched Earth at the end. Lord knows the denouement warrants it. Instead I'm convinced he chooses the path he does because it's easier for him. It saves him from having to man up, find his stones, and take it all on himself like a frickin' grown up.

Dahl can write, but man I didn't like these people and wanted to punt them into the sun.

Final Grade = C- 

August 21, 2026

Review: The Ivory City

The Ivory City by Emily Bain Murphy turned out to be one of my more pleasant surprises in my reading year thus far for 2026.  A near perfect blend of historical mystery and romance, and it should satisfy fans for both genres.

Grace Covington was marked as a poor relation even before she was born because her mother had the temerity to marry for love - to a man well below her station. A fact that Grace's Aunt Clove never lets her forget. However, it's her uncle who is her mother's blood relation, and Grace has been allowed to spend time with her cousins, Lillie and Oliver, growing up - and the cousins adore each other. So when Lillie and Oliver want Grace to come to their home in St. Louis for the 1904 World's Fair, of course she goes. She's not about to miss out on the biggest event of her young life!

But alas, there are secrets a plenty. Oliver has fallen head over heels for an actress (a fact that will surely kill Aunt Clove) and only Grace knows about the relationship. Lillie is determined to do more with her life than be a pretty socialite, and is sneaking out of the house to work with a local doctor at a women's clinic (in case Aunt Clove survives Oliver's secret) - again, another fact that only Grace knows about. Another mark against Grace? Her troubled brother Walt, who fell down the rabbit hole of addiction and has not been seen by the family for the better part of a year. As if Grace's father owning a restaurant wasn't scandalous enough!  

These secrets and the added tension of class differences boil over when a member of their merry group of friends attending the Fair is murdered - and Oliver becomes Prime Suspect #1.  Grace knows deep in her bones that he's innocent and helping her in her sleuthing is wealthy Theodore Parker - a man she has an Enemies To Lovers vibe with ever since they had a disastrous run-in with each other at a Chicago soirĂ©e. 

This was a really pleasant and enjoyable story even if it does take a while to come to a boil. The author did not skimp on her research and it shows up tremendously with her world building. I truly felt like I was at the 1904 World's Fair and she spends the first 30% or so of the book really digging into her characters so that by the time the murder happens you actually give a damn. 

Speaking of the murder, there's plenty of twists and turns along the way and the author kept me guessing. On the romance front, the author does an amiable job playing with the adversarial Enemies to Lover trope by having Grace and Theodore rub each other in all the right and wrong ways. There's a moment in the final chapters where I thought the author might break the BIG cardinal rule of the romance genre, but rest assured for romance fans, it ends happily for Grace and Theodore. In fact it ends happily for most of the characters, other than the murder victim and, well, the murderer (duh). 

Finally, besides the world building, I really appreciated the time and care the author spent using class differences as part of the conflict. Americans just love to pretend like we're not classist pieces of crap like our British counterparts, but rest assured we were and still are. It was nice to read a historical mystery that didn't sweep this under the rug. 

This was a very enjoyable read and I'm glad I took a chance on it. Murphy has also written middle grade and young adult, and this is only her second adult novel. I'm hoping she has more historical mysteries with romantic elements up her sleeve.

Final Grade = B+

August 19, 2026

#TBRChallenge Review: Presumed Guilty

The Book: Presumed Guilty by Tess Gerritsen

The Particulars: Romantic suspense, Harlequin Intrigue #238, 1993, (maybe) out of print - hard to say it's been reprinted a bunch!, available digitally - and at the time of this posting through Kindle Unlimited

Why Was It In Wendy's TBR?: I discovered Gerritsen through her Rizzoli & Isles suspense series, so of course I went back and collected her romantic suspense backlist. 

The Review: I have zero patience for readers who poo-poo Gerritsen's romance past. I contend what makes her a successful suspense writer IS her romance past. She excels at writing relationships (romantic or otherwise) and she doesn't shy away from emotion. All good fiction needs emotion or else why are we even bothering? That said, even I'll admit her romantic suspense backlist has been hit or miss for me so far. This one was mostly a hit that I inhaled in two sittings, but the reader has to accept a couple of things or it's just not going to work.

First, this book was first published in 1993. It's set in a very small town on an island off the coast of Maine. As someone who remembers the 1900s and grew up in and around small towns - yes, people really did leave their homes unlocked and the keys in their cars (and yes, cars had keys not ignition buttons...).

Also, a reminder that once upon a time Harlequin would take a chance on a risky premise. This one is even risky by today's standards - the heroine has just broken off an affair with her married boss.  Naturally she believed all his pretty little lies, until she no longer did. Which makes her a dumb bunny, but I would argue a believable dumb bunny. As far as any 1990s grossness that creeps into the text? Not as much as I've seen in other books from this era. There's the obvious slut shaming and misogyny and the hero is described as having "Gypsy eyes" - but other than that? I mean, kind of par for the course for 1993. 

The story opens with Richard Tremain (said married man) calling our heroine, Miranda Wood, begging her to take him back. Miranda has had enough. At one point she thought she loved Richard, she thought he was "a good man" (I mean, other than the cheating on his wife thing...) but soon his carefully crafted mask starts to slip and she realizes she doesn't know Richard at all. She's broken it off and given her letter of resignation at the small town newspaper that Richard's family has owned and run for generations. Richard says he's coming over and Miranda decides to leave thinking he'll give up once he sees she's not home. She goes for a walk along the coast, a suitably crap alibi because nobody sees her. Why would Miranda need in alibi? Well once she gets home she finds Richard, naked, stabbed to death in her bed, with one of her kitchen knives. 

Miranda is arrested in short order and the grieving widow calls her estranged brother-in-law, Chase Tremain. Chase had a falling out with his brother years ago and has built a life for himself away from Maine and away from the Tremain money - Chase being the black sheep of the family. But his brother is now dead and that changes everything. It robs Chase of a chance of the possibility of amends and forgiveness. He's all set to tar and feather Miranda until he sees her in the police station and overhears her interrogation (small towns AMIRITE?!). Suddenly he's not so sure. He becomes less sure when a mysterious benefactor posts Miranda's bail and an attempt (the first of many) is made on her life. As they cautiously team up and start digging they realize that more than one person in that small town may have had reasons for wanting Richard dead.

The suspense plot is very good and kept me greedily turning the pages. You've got a vengeful (like, duh) widow, her pompous Big Fish Small Pond father, her two kids (the golden boy heir, the neglected ugly-duckling daughter), the staff of the newspaper, a development deal threatening protected coastal land, oh and the minor fact that the murder victim couldn't keep it in his pants. Richard was the type of guy always looking for validation, for adoration and a fan club. He went chasing after his wife looking for just that, but realized too late that given who her father is he couldn't just dally with her and toss her aside. So he traps himself into a marriage and continues to collect mistresses like PokĂ©mon cards. He strings them along until he gets bored, and/or someone newer and younger rolls into town. He breaks it off with them, not vice versa. Miranda calling it quits first puts a dent in his considerable ego. 

The romance on the other hand is a bit harder to swallow - I mean, the heroine was having an affair with the hero's married brother. She's a perfectly OK character, albeit too trusting and naĂŻve which lands her in the affair. She's worked past that by the start of the first chapter but I suspect some readers will take issue with her character. Me? I mean, not so much. Should she have had an affair with her married boss? Absolutely not. Did she fall into a sad story that A LOT of women fall into? Yes, she did. So while she is a dumb bunny, again, believable dumb bunny. She also has enough starch in her spine after she's arrested for murder that you can't help but root for her. 

There's obviously trust issues that simmer for most of the story. It certainly seems like there is more to the story of who killed his brother, but that doesn't mean Chase entirely trusts Miranda. Even after he witnesses the first attempt on her life he's not completely there - mostly there, but not completely. I will say the author does the smart thing by not having them fall into bed right away. They do eventually have a perfunctory, PG-ish sex scene, mostly because I think the Intrigue line dictates it, but I think this would have worked better for me had it been jettisoned completely. I mean, it's a lot for a romantic couple to overcome!

Gerritsen rounds out the story with interesting secondary characters (there's an older woman named Lila St. John and her Portuguese Water Dog that were real stand-outs) and throws in enough blind alleys on the mystery of who killed Richard that I didn't want to tear myself away.  No small feat these days when few books seem to be holding my attention.

Final Grade = B 

August 15, 2026

Little Miss Crabby Pants Explains Why Your Library's eBook Collection Sucks

Folks, I tried. I normally do my level best to keep Little Miss Crabby Pants chained up in that dark corner of my brain, but like a moron I've been spending too much time library doom-scrolling on Threads. Yes, this rant is brought to you by social media, as most rants are

Because the algorithm loves to keep us cranky and angry, I get pushed a lot of library-related content on Threads, which makes sense given that I, myself, am a librarian. Unfortunately, given my years of experience (27 years) and that I'm on the younger side of Gen X (1965-1980), it also means I hit my Cranky Sea Hag Era in the profession about five years ago and I'm still a decade plus away from retirement. Yes, it's happened. I am officially The Battle Ax Librarian. I'm still nice to Library Kids, but it's probably a good thing they've got me locked up in administration now. 

It's not unusual to putz around on Threads and see people asking questions about Libby or Hoopla, both library digital lending services, and most of these questions revolve around "Where Can I Get More Library Cards To Get More Check-outs, Titles, Shorter Waitlists etc."  First, I want to preface this by saying people should absolutely get library cards from where ever they are entitled.  Many libraries have reciprocal borrowing agreements that allow people to get cards in neighboring jurisdictions.  Also some libraries (the completely insane ones, IMHO - more on that in a minute) will allow folks to pay a yearly fee for an out of resident card.  The reason why people are asking these questions is usually prefaced by OMG I'M #659 IN LINE FOR YESTERYEAR!!!!!! WHY WON'T THE LIBRARY JUST BUY MORE COPIES?!?!?!?!? While I'm at it why aren't public libraries open 24 hours with cute cafes in them where I can buy coffee and a muffin?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Now there are some folks on Threads who have way more patience than I do and will calmly explain to these folks, whereas I have to sit on my hands and stop myself from screaming at my phone.  But hey, I still have the stone tablet equivalent of Internet communication - A BLOG! So folks, I am now word vomiting my feelings here so it can be my "Don't Make Me Tap the Sign Again" when I see this type of discourse on social media.  Buckle up kiddies, Auntie Wendy is going to give you some hard truths.

OverDrive holds the marketshare on public library eBook and digital audiobook lending in the United States. Their app is called Libby. Not every book under the sun is on Libby because libraries have to purchase the content that goes in their collection. So if you don't see Book X in your Libby app? Your library hasn't purchased it for whatever reason - oh let's be honest, we didn't purchase it because our budgets stink.  Anyway, that's lesson number 1. Lesson number 2 is that while Authors Guild is complaining that "free library lending" is undercutting author's pay (no, it's not) and there's "no more friction because people don't have to visit physical library buildings anymore" (apparently 6 month wait lists aren't friction - sure Jan), the fact of the matter is public libraries are being price gouged into oblivion by publishers.  Here's a quick example:

Ironwood by Michael Connelly (2026)

Retail Amazon eBook $14.99

Retail Audible Audiobook $19.68

Library eBook $75.00 for 24 months

Library Audiobook $88.99 for 24 months

Amazon Print Copy $14.99

Library Print Copy $17.28 (discounts vary by library / contract, this is my library's discount) 

Yes, that's right - libraries are paying that price for one copy, that can be checked out by one user at a time, for just 24 months. After 24 months the license expires and we have to repurchase.  Do we get a cost break when purchasing a license for a second time?  Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you sweet summer child - no.

But Little Miss Crabby Pants, that's a new book! What about an older title?  So glad you asked... 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Steig Larsson (2008)

Retail Amazon eBook $6.99

Retail Audible Audiobook $19.69

Library eBook $27.50 for 12 months or $55.00 for 24 months

Library Audiobook $95.00 for perpetual license (no expiration date) or $47.50 for 12 months

Amazon Print Copy $8.29

Library Print Copy $11.21

Let's do some math. If we want to keep the holds list at a manageable 5 holds for every 1 copy and there are 500 holds on Ironwood in eBook format - the library would need 100 copies, which will cost us $7,500 for licenses that will expire in 24 months. Oh, and by the way, y'all expect to go into library buildings and have staff there to help you, not see empty shelves, and not see books falling apart in need of replacing.  Oh, and you expect libraries to actually be open.  Newsflash, all this costs money. Seriously, I don't get enough credit for not screaming at people on Threads. 

Well, OK that stinks, but I'm a Hoopla user and I'm annoyed that I'm only allowed X number of check-outs every month. Surely libraries can do better than that!  Oh, you sweet summer child, you would be wrong. Let Little Miss Crabby Pants educate you.

When Hoopla came into being it was a streaming movie platform only. A bunch of libraries signed on because they were first out of the gate with streaming movie content for libraries and this was back in the days when Netflix was the shiny new thing in the consumer market for streaming. Over time Hoopla added more modules to their platform including music, eBooks, audiobooks, and comics. What they did not do is offer libraries an option to opt out of modules. If you were a Hoopla library you got access to  all modules whether you wanted them or not

The great thing about Hoopla is that most of what's available on the platform is instant access (some libraries also purchase content for Hoopla like Libby, but for the sake of this post I'm just going to focus on instant access).  This means there are no wait lists for users. Also the library doesn't pay for the content until someone checks it out. Cost per check-out on Hoopla ranges anywhere from under $1 and caps at $3.99. This can be good for libraries because a lot of what's in the Hoopla catalog may only check-out once (if even that....) and it makes sense to pay $2.99 for an eBook just one person is interested in than the cost of a metered access (24-months) license with Libby.  

Hoopla negotiates with content providers to make titles available on the platform and the library gets what it gets. These contracts mean that some publishers have an embargo in place (for example that new eBook title might not be available on Hoopla until after 6 months from publication date) and some publishers won't do business with Hoopla at all (there are no Penguin Random House titles available using the instant access model). The reason for this is Hoopla caps the cost-per-check-out price at $3.99.  They'd offer movies from the Marvel universe if the studio was willing to cap the price at $3.99, but they aren't - so that's why that thing you want might not be on Hoopla.

This sounds like a great deal, right? Wrong. It's very hard for libraries to manage costs with Hoopla. Basically the more we promote it, the more people use it, the more it costs libraries. And newsflash, library collection budgets have either remained stagnant for decades (as it's become expected for us to purchase more and more formats....) or we've actually lost money - either physically or just through the simple math of inflation. So libraries that offer Hoopla look for ways to curtail the spending so they can actually keep on track with their budget. They will limit the number of monthly check-outs or they will cap the number of check-outs each day, turning some users away and telling them to "try again tomorrow." The intractability of the company to allow public libraries to go to an a la carte model with the modules frustrates me no end. I oversee a Hoopla budget and in the past year we cut down our number of check-outs from 8 to 5. That said the monthly invoices are still 6-figures. Audiobooks make up roughly 60% of our check-outs every month. Wouldn't it make sense to jettison the less popular modules in favor of keeping the ones our customers are most interested in?  It would. But so far the company has been unmoved.  Another way libraries are curtailing Hoopla costs?  They've stopped offering it entirely. I've lost track of how many libraries have dropped Hoopla in the last year - a simple Google search on "hoopla ending" or "discontinue hoopla" will boggle your mind.

Which brings us back to a couple of points Little Miss Crabby Pants wants to drive home. No, Authors Guild, "free" library books is not the reason why authors can't make a living anymore. Sales were actually up last year (2025) but profits were down. What does that tell us?  Inflation is biting you in the ass just like it is your consumer base. That consumer base, even if they are highly educated and making a decent living, are still looking for ways to be frugal while paying higher prices in housing, groceries, energy, taxes and at the gas pump. So they're buying fewer books, waiting for sales, reading through their TBRs, willing to sit on a long library wait list or, just not read that book at all

And here's another newsflash - without libraries authors would sell a lot fewer books. A contributing factor on why author's are making less? Libraries are buying less (oh the irony, it burns) I'm sorry this Publisher's Weekly article is currently paywalled, but here's the salient point:

Sales through intermediates—largely wholesalers—fell 2.4% after dropping by just over 11% in both 2023 and 2024. The three-year drop is likely due to slower sales to libraries and, especially last year, trouble at Baker & Taylor, which went out of business at the end of 2025.

Baker & Taylor existed for 200 years and, at one point, held roughly 50% of the market share. As a librarian who had done business with B&T for my entire 27 year career I can tell you it was a few years of them circling the drain before they went out of business.  There were certain publishers who stopped providing them inventory unless they were paid upfront (you can't blame publishers here - B&T wasn't paying their bills) and libraries, by and large, aren't going to pay an invoice for something they haven't ordered or received yet. This led to delayed and sluggish sales and longer wait times for library customers. Now factor in shrinking library budgets due to loss of funds and/or inflation and if I was an author I would think about hitting the panic button now. 

But Sure Jan, "free library books" is why authors aren't making a living anymore and it has nothing to do with inflationary costs, libraries buying less or the fact there's been a 40% decline in reading for pleasure over a 20 year period. Look, librarians got enough problems right now, we don't need Authors Guild telling us "we're the problem." We might start to take it personally. 

So yes, this is why your library eBook collection sucks and this is why you're waiting 6 months for that hot bestseller in eBook or downloadable audiobook.

If you take nothing else away from this post, please take away this. Just take 25% of the energy you're using to snap up library cards like PokĂ©mon and talk to your local library about their budget constraints and needs. Then take that information and contact your elected officials. Librarians scream from the hilltop all the time about our budgets. We back up that screaming with data and impact outcomes. Electeds are more likely to listen to constituents who go to the ballot box than librarians. Will this help? Maybe not in the immediate. There's waste, graft and corruption to fight through but if enough people mobilize on a grass roots level, if enough people agitate for change, just maybe we'll see some change. Because, fun fact, you hold the keys to them having a job. If the public library is important in your life, try doing something more about it than whining on Threads that you have to wait 6 months for a eBook copy of Yesteryear.  

August 14, 2026

Reminder: #TBRChallenge Day is August 19


Another month, another month of the blog being The Dead Zone. Y'all I'm listening to audiobooks, but eyeball reading has been a challenge. Thank goodness for the TBR Challenge, I'm convinced I wouldn't get any reading done otherwise! Have I picked out a book yet for August? Of course not. Will that stop me from hitting my own self-imposed deadline? Um, probably not.  Cross your fingers y'all.

This month's challenge is set for August 19 and the optional theme is Backlist Banger.  This was another suggestion that came out of my annual theme poll and this should be low-hanging fruit. A couple ways to spin this might be picking up a book that's been in your TBR a long time or picking up a book by a favorite and/or prolific author.  Spinning up themes is highly encouraged with the TBR Challenge - we love to encourage creativity!

That said, I can totally relate to the fragile state of reading mojo - and sometimes you just have to go with the book calling your name in the hopes of finding something to lose yourself in for a few hours. If you just want to pick a random book out of your pile and call it good? That's OK! The goal of the Challenge is to read something, anything, that has been languishing.

It's never too late to sign up for the Challenge.  You can learn more about it, and see a list of who is participating, over at the #TBRChallenge 2026 information page.

August 1, 2026

Review: Unmask Alice

Like any self-respecting Gen-X girl, I read Go Ask Alice. Like a lot of teenage girls, I wasn't above consuming entertainment that leaned hard on tragedy and melodrama. Also, and this can't be overstated, if it was a banned book, I was more than likely going to read it. Which just goes to perfectly illustrate what book banners willfully refuse to grasp. Go Ask Alice is a laughably terrible book that should have faded into obscurity decades ago. It didn't for two reasons: Book banners and because people would rather look for a boogeyman to blame "the problem with kid's today" then dig deeper into what actually might be bothering them

Which brings us to Unmask Alice: LSD, Satanic Panic, and the Imposter Behind the World's Most Notorious Diaries by Rick Emerson. This largely tells the story of Beatrice Sparks a evangelical Mormon wife and mother who had a hardscrabble upbringing and put the hustle in hustler. Seriously, you'd admire her moxie if she wasn't such a trash human being who lies like a rug and leaves ruined lives in her wake, all to feed her own sense of hubris. Do I believe in Hell? I'm not sure. But gods forgive me, if there is one, I hope this woman is roasting. 

Sparks was trying to make her way hustling as a writer. This was back in the era when you could bang out a few hundred words here and there and maybe make a few bucks. Nobody could accuse Sparks of lacking ambition, she took jobs for free and fabricated credentials along the way, that of course nobody ever checked into, despite her habit of contradicting herself. Through a series of happenstance she falls into the orbit of Art Linkletter, one of the most trusted and "family friendly" entertainers of his day. In 1969, his daughter, Diane, commits suicide by jumping out a window - and the claim is that she was high on LSD and/or experiencing a "flashback" at the time. In his grief, Linkletter gets his wagon hitched to Nixon's War on Drugs, and for parents, already confused and slightly terrified by dirty hippies and the counter-culture movement, LSD became a convenient boogeyman to hitch their wagon to. Enter Sparks with the diary of a young woman she claims she counseled (by this point Spark was passing herself off as a counsellor heading down the road to eventually concoct a PhD and putting Dr. in front of her name). 

Go Ask Alice takes off like a rocket, and Sparks is seething. Like an idiot, even though she didn't want to, her name is nowhere on the book. Young Adult as a genre barely existed and her agent and publisher believed (rightly so) that young people wouldn't read the true diary of a young drug addicted girl if a grown-up's name was slapped on the front cover. So even though Alice was a success, it just made Sparks hungrier for her moment in the sun. Enter: Jay's Journal

I did know about the Satanic Panic of course - mainly through the very high profile cases of the McMartin Preschool Trial and West Memphis Three. What I didn't know is you can trace back the entire Satanic Panic nonsense to Sparks "editing" Jay's Journal. Jay was a real life Utah boy named Alden Barrett who committed suicide at 16. Emerson spends quite a bit of time laying out Alden's story by talking with his family, friends, and reading a self-published book written by his younger brother. Alden was exceptionally bright but also troubled. Then bake in he's growing up in conservative Utah where everybody is expected to toe the line and after he blows out the candles on his 18th birthday cake, he'll likely be dumped into the jungles of Vietnam to fight a hopelessly unwinnable war. After his death his parents are naturally bereft, and that's when they find his journal. Needing her son's death not to be in vain, thinking that maybe his journal could help other lost and confused young people, his mother gives his diary to the woman who helped so many others by "editing" Go Ask Alice. And that's when Hell is unleashed for this family.

Sparks changes some names and places, but does such a shit job of it that it doesn't take long for people in the Barrett's small town to fit the pieces together. The worst of it is that while Sparks does lift some whole passages out of Alden's journal, she infuses what people now think of as "his diary" with a bunch of Satanic Devil Worship BS that is completely fabricated out of whole cloth. Alden was conflicted about the religious beliefs of his family and his Utah small town, he excelled at debate and like most teenagers questioned absolutely everything, but a devil worshipping Satanist who was sacrificing animals and taking part in bizarre midnight rituals? Hardly. 

Jay's Journal landed at a time when teen suicide was on the rise, and human beings, if nothing else, prefer pat, easy answers. It's more desirable than the truth, which is often layered, complicated and messy. Why are teens killing themselves? It couldn't possibly be mental illness, questioning of identity, misogyny, prejudice, social and political anxiety (the Cold War was a trip y'all). No, it's SATANISM! It's heavy metal music! It's Dungeons & Dragons! That's what's wrong with the kids today. Satan is coming for your children! Patently absurd of course, but humans love themselves a witch hunt.  We can laugh about the rubes believing in Satanic cults coming for children but look around you. Nothing has changed. Are today's kids alright?  Probably not. But what I do know Jan is their problems aren't because your public library has Gender Queer on the shelf. 

Nobody is going to confuse this book with a piece of hard-hitting investigative journalism. Emerson slips in a few F-Bombs and there are portions where he simply cannot hide his sarcasm. If anything I found him restrained. The Jay's Journal portion of this book would have had me writing IN ALL CAPS WITH MUTLIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS OMG!!!!!  But he does his homework. I have to imagine he gave Newspapers.com a serious workout, citing multiple newspaper stories that are truly mind-boggling, and it's obvious he talked to a fair number of people touched by Sparks' vile WTFery, and when he doesn't talk to them (usually folks associated with the publishing industry - color me not shocked) he states plainly that he didn't talk to them (usually in the form of "despite my numerous requests for an interview....").  

Which leads me to my last point. As a librarian currently in charge of overseeing a book budget, trying to keep physical shelves full and being price gorged into oblivion for eBooks and downloadable audiobooks, let's just say the publishing industry gets another black eye to add to their expanding collection, chasing a buck while not doing the literal bare minimum of fact-checking (seriously, a garden trowel would have uncovered most of her blatant lies) into Sparks' fabricated credentials. Which just goes to show that it's the same as it ever was. 

A rollercoaster of emotions, gripping and engrossing. Best book I've read so far this year.

Final Grade = A