December 20, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: The Night Before Christmas
November 15, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: The Sheikh's Virgin Princess
The Particulars: Contemporary romance, Harlequin Presents Extra #37, Book 3 in Trope-Based, Multi-Author Series (His Virgin Mistress), 2009, Out of print, available digitally
Why Was It In Wendy's TBR?: When I discovered Sarah Morgan (through her Presents), I went on a glom to snag the rest of her backlist. This was one of them, picked up at a used bookstore.
The Review: For this month's Once Upon a Time... theme I hit the trifecta: 1) Royalty, 2) Princess in the Tower theme and 3) an arranged marriage. Me also pointing out that the heroine is a virgin would just be showing off at this point.
Here's the thing about Morgan, she could flat-out write Presents. She knew the beats, she respected the tropes, and was smart enough throw in the occasional curveball to liven up the proceedings. Which means even when I'm not in love with one of her Presents, I still tend to inhale them, which is what happened here. The heroine was a nice surprise, but the hero was such a paternalistic jackass it was hard to get swept up in the romance.
Karim, Sultan of Zangrar, is just getting to the point where he's cleaned up the mess left behind by his father and Evil Stepmother - so when he finds out Dear Old Dad arranged a marriage between his only son and a woman known as "The Rebel Princess," he's decidedly unthrilled. He understands he has to marry, but he needs an obedient, compliant wife. One who won't make waves. One who is nothing like his Evil Stepmother. He decides his only option is to go to Rovina and convince Princess Alexandra to call the whole thing off. By nature of the arrangement, she can call it off - but he cannot.
Except Alexa has no intention of calling off the marriage - she's more than ready to marry the Sultan. Why? Because with her parents killed in a terrible accident when she was eight, her Evil Uncle became Regent. Said Evil Uncle has spent years working to discredit her and she firmly believes (with cause) that her life is in danger. Marrying the Sultan, trading one locked tower for another, is her only chance at survival. She's about to turn 24. She needs to make it to 25, which is when (by law) she takes over the throne of Rovina.
What follows is subterfuge. Karim shows up posing as a bodyguard to take Alexa back to Zangrar - thinking that over the course of the trip he'll scare her off from wanting to marry the Sultan. Naturally he assumes the worst, and when she tells him she's in danger - well, she's just another overly dramatic female (seriously, this guy is the worst!). In his defense, Alexa isn't forthcoming with a lot of details - mainly because she's learned the very hard lesson that she cannot trust anybody. She's been betrayed, and badly. When she's looked for help, there's been no one showing up on a white horse to slay her dragons.
I liked Alexa quite a bit. She's this interesting combination of desperation, vulnerability and feistiness. And boy howdy, when she finds out who Karim really is? Her hurt practically bleeds off the page. And ultimately? That's the problem. Because Karim doesn't think he did one damn thing wrong. He doesn't get it. He's a guy who will never get it. Oh sure, Morgan gives us the requisite rescue scene at the end where she wants you to think he now "gets it" - but no, he doesn't. Alexa deserves a true partner in every sense of the word and this guy will be "give me all your trust and honesty" while not giving nearly the same level in return. In short, he's not good enough for her and she deserves all the flowers after what she's been through.
Sigh.
In the end it's a mixed bag. I can forgive a lot in a Presents hero if I get a good crawl-over-broken-glass grovel, but Karim doesn't really grovel. Morgan wants the reader to think he's seen the error of his ways, but I wanted him bloody and contrite at the end and...nope, that really doesn't happen. What I did get was a Presents with a heavy dose of fairy tale, which is honestly how this line works best for me. Royalty, a princess in danger, an arranged marriage and a dastardly uncle. It's like a Disney fantasy come to life, but with sex.
Final Grade = C-
October 18, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: Wilderness Sabotage
September 20, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: Violet Grenade
August 16, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: His Secretary's Nine-Month Notice
There’s a billionaire on her doorstep…ready to secure his legacy!As commanding tycoon Matt’s secretary, it’s Violet’s job to be prepared for anything. Though absolutely nothing could have prepared her for today. Handing in her notice was not part of dedicated Violet’s plan…and definitely not because she’s carrying her boss’s baby!Still, nothing is quite as unexpected as Matt’s reaction. He wants his child—and Violet! It’s a negotiation he’s determined to win…but he’ll need to offer more than just passion for Violet to sign on the dotted line of a marriage contract!
Here's the problem: our heroine, Violet, resigns at the start of the book, but not because she's pregnant with the boss's baby. Nope. She's in lurve with him (because, of course) and she can't keep working with him. Plus her Dad needs her and he lives in Australia and blah, blah, blah.
Matt immediately shows up on her doorstep all butt-hurt, acting like a big ol' man baby. Then he's even more butt-hurt and man-babyish because he finds out her father is a famous rock star and how dare she never share any details of her personal life with HER BOSS! HOW DARE SHE KEEP HER PERSONAL LIFE STRICTLY PRIVATE!
Then it's back to the office where he treats her like something he stepped in, she ends up leaving early and moves to Australia. Matt, of course, can't stop thinking about her but doesn't admit that to himself so goes to Australia under the pretense of business and sees the heroine performing on stage with her dad wearing a sexy outfit (so unlike her prim office wear! 🙄) - he ends up hanging around in Australia longer than expected, they have sex - she's a virgin with a magic who-ha because of course she is - and that's when we get our unexpected pregnancy. Right around the 50% mark.
Besides the hero being a whiny man-baby, the story isn't helped by it's boring first half and the fact that all the relationship building happens off page. There could have been some dynamite stuff included in the Australia portions of this story - we're told Matt and Violet spend time together prior to bumping uglies, but it's a couple of sentences dashed off in a perfunctory manner. How these two fall in love outside of thinking the other is hot was lost on me.
Then there's the family stuff. Matt's all butt-hurt about Violet not sharing any of the personal details of her life with him when their relationship was strictly professional, and yet he never shares anything with her about his cold fish parents or his lonely childhood spent in boarding school. I did understand Violet going the completely opposite direction of her old man - he's the hard-partying rock star, she was a child acting as the responsible parent to her own parent - but she's on the road with him a lot, her childhood was amazingly unconventional - the virgin thing strained folks. Sorry, it did. Also, there's no meaningful scenes in the book featuring Violet's father and it really could have added some depth to both Violet's character, as well as Matt's once he's knocked up Violet.
And speaking of - Matt doesn't want kids, he doesn't believe in love, and yet he doesn't use a condom his first time with Violet. Of course she's using "something" but it inevitably fails because....Harlequin Presents. Oh, and did I mention that Violet starts working as a PA at 20, has two previous jobs prior to working for Matt and she's all of 26 at the start of this story? Only in Presents Land!
It's readable. It was a quick airplane read while traveling, but it's a mess. Not only is it a mess, it's a boring mess. Which honestly, boring is the kiss of death for a Presents.
Final Grade = D
July 19, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: Atomic Beauty
June 21, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: The Little Library
May 17, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: Historical Romance Novella Round-Up
April 19, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: The Prisoner
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March 15, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: A Night of Scandal
February 15, 2023
#TBRChallenge 2023: Appalachian Abduction
January 18, 2023
#TBRChallenge Review: Meant-To-Be Family
November 27, 2022
All Aboard! Sign-Up for the 2023 #TBRChallenge!
Thank you everyone who recently took the time to fill out my Google Form soliciting theme suggestions for the 2023 TBR Challenge. Outside of the traditional December theme (y'all just need to learn to live with that one!), these were all suggestions taken from the poll with a few minor tweaks in some instances for brevity and/or making the theme more expansive. Opening up a poll for theme suggestions has seriously been one of the smarter things I've done since I took over hosting this challenge and seriously - thank you all who helped out with ideas for 2023!
But we're getting ahead of ourselves. What is the #TBRChallenge?
Participation is as easy as being on social media!
- If you're on social media all you need to do is use the #TBRChallenge hashtag - there's no need to sign-up and your participation can vary throughout the year.
- You can use this hashtag on any day, at any time - but we're still going to concentrate on the 3rd Wednesday of every month to kick our commentary into high gear.
- The idea is to have at least one day a month where we can always count on there being book chatter.
Sound good? Of course it does! So what are the themes for 2023? So glad you asked!
January 18 - Starting Over
February 15 - Getaway
March 15 - Baggage
April 19 - Unusual Historical
May 17 - Freebie
June 21 - Love is Love
July 19 - Opposites Attract
August 16 - Tropetastic!
September 20 - New Author
October 18 - Danger Zone
November 15 - Once Upon a Time...
December 20 - Festive
I know some of these are going to require a bit of planning on my part, but remember - if it all seems like too much bother - the themes are always optional. The goal of this challenge isn't so much what you read, so long as you're reading something (anything!) out of your TBR.