Think of this like a much darker Smokey and the Bandit. Or better yet, if Guy Ritchie made movies set in the 1970s about Texas rednecks only to have the whole thing careen into a blood-soaked Quentin Tarantino extravaganza at the finish line.
Chuck Melville has only been out of prison for six months when he once again finds himself in trouble. Stopping to enjoy a beer at a local Texas icehouse, he spies a beautiful woman at the bar and soon they're leaving together. One teensy problem. Said woman is married to a local Sheriff's deputy, who just so happens to pull them over doing 100+ mph. He's not terribly happy to see his wife in the passenger seat and ends up less happy when she shoots him dead. Chuck knows he's been fingered for the role of patsy and before she can get the drop on him, he shoots her dead. Second problem? The dead deputy radioed in his license plate prior to pulling them over and, um, Chuck may have "borrowed" his cousin Dean's car.
Dean is a pretty boy manwhore who was working a taco truck near the university campus. He was making a killing for his boss at it too since Dean was also selling marijuana with the tacos for his supplier, Antoine, who owns a local salvage yard. Dean owes Antoine money, which normally would not be a problem, except his taco truck boss gave his primo location to a family member - and now Antoine wants his money that Dean doesn't have. Then his cousin shows up and even though Dean had nothing to do with the dead Sheriff's deputy and his wife business, he's now dragged into it. That's when Chuck tells him his great idea. Hey, we have to get out of Dodge anyway, let's take 250 pounds of marijuana off of Antoine, load up the taco truck, and head to Twin Falls, Idaho. Evel Knieval is going to jump Snake River Canyon, and Chuck is working a deal with the guy who is running the concessions. They'll make a killing, enough to start whole new lives.
After stealing the marijuana and loading up the now stolen taco truck, our "heroes" hit the road - only to have a lot of company trailing after them. Bud Giddings, the County Sheriff out for vengeance, not for killing his deputy, but the man's wife. Bud was having an affair with her and fancied himself in love, but turns out he's a psychopath. Then there's Antoine, the salvage yard-slash-marijuana-kingpin. He wants his product back. And of course along the way the Melville cousins make lots of new "friends" - including a now pissed off member of an outlaw biker gang.
The whole thing culminates when the motley crew arrives at Snake River Canyon and further devolves into a stew drugs, booze and violence. By this point the Sheriff has run totally off the rails, Chuck is still trying to work a deal that's now gone south (surprise!) and Dean keeps getting further sucked into the undertow. This is where the one sympathetic character ends up dead (again, not happy) but how else was this 1970s petty criminal swimming with the sharks story going to end up? Frankly, no other way. It ends the only way it probably could have.
This was a book that started out like a house on fire for me but did peter out a bit towards the end in the blood-soaked final chapters. That said, Von Doviak is a heck of a writer and the world-building is excellent. If the film rights haven't sold the author needs to find a new agent because in this doe-eyed romance reader's opinion, this would make a dynamite throwback style movie. The kind that makes you wish drive-in movie double features were still a thing.
Final Grade = B+
I am one of your regular readers who would not read this--but, going exclusively off your review, I would watch the hell out of the movie. Hell, even a three-episode miniseries (gimme all the details on all the side quests/'friends' these two make along the way).
ReplyDeleteThank you, Wendy; I started giggling at Chuck's great idea, and giggled my way through to the end.