The Particulars: Contemporary romance, Harlequin Blaze #916, Book 2 in Men at Work trilogy, out of print, available digitally, repackaged and reprinted as Harlequin Special Release 2024
Why Was It In Wendy's TBR?: I actually downloaded this as an ARC from Netgalley back in 2016 mainly thanks to the fake dating trope. Then, it happened. Romancelandia went wild for this entire trilogy to the point where some reviewers (you know who you are) were practically crowning Reisz as the savior of category romance and that was enough to raise my hackles and here we are. I have an unreasonable amount of baggage when it comes to certain corners of Romancelandia side-eyeing category romance, then suddenly discovering one they like and giving us all "not like other girls" reviews for category romance. Look, I've never claimed to be reasonable - I'm a reader, therefore I am a nutjob.
The Review: When this review posts I will be going into day six of being very sick. Like the sickest I've been in a long time. So bad that after my long weekend off work (thank you Dr. King), I called out the rest of the week. I popped very negative for Covid on Day 2 of this hellscape, but I had a fever, still a terrible cough, and a headache that was so bad I wanted to cry. RSV? The flu? Punishment from the gods? All of it's possible. Which is to say I'm miserable and cranky but I still think I would have disliked this book anyway. Y'all it's got all the heft of wet tissue paper.
Clover Greene has just received two very divergent and distressing emails. A corporate buyer has just offered her $5 million for her nursery (greenhouse - like plants and stuff) business in Mount Hood, Oregon and her family has dropped the bomb that she's hosting Thanksgiving. She's still wrestling with whether or not to accept the offer on her business - no, it's the family news that's got her all spun up. To be blunt, her family is a bunch of assholes. Her academic parents constantly reminding her she's their "little drop-out" and when is she going to get married and squirt out more grandbabies for them? SHE'S 30 FOR GOD'S SAKE! And her brother and sister are no help at all. Snide, backhanded "compliments" from them as well - just different ones. It's all bad. She just can't face another holiday dealing with them and that's when her teenage employee gives her the brilliant idea of a fake boyfriend - and oh, her Dad would be perfect for the job.
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They have roughly a week before the Greene family descends on Mount Hood, so what do they do for the first 80% of this book? Talk endlessly and have sex. Seriously, these two never shut-up. Not even when they're having sex. Yes, ladies and gents, we're regaled with dirty talk (which I tend to hate with a burning passion in romance novels because it's nigh to impossible IMHO to write it well - go ahead and fight me). I can't even begin to tell you how much of this book I skimmed. Like giant, cavernous chunks of it. In fact the only reason I didn't DNF this is because I was waiting for it - the big confrontation scene with Clover's family that I knew was coming. A big confrontation scene over Thanksgiving dinner. And y'all - it was GLORIOUS!
Which I guess means I cared a modicum about Clover? Although I think I cared more about those assholes getting the dressing down of a lifetime. Seriously, for my money just skip the first 80% of this book, get to the point where the Greene family shows up and start reading. You're getting the best part.
Am I not being fair to this book? Maybe. I'm sick, I had a bad attitude going into it because as a general rule I have a bad attitude about most books people seem to gush over (look, I'm contrary OK - but it's my blog I'm allowed). But that Thanksgiving dinner scene? Worth the price of admission. Finally, after years of reading about romance heroines who let their families walk all over them, we get one that erupts like Mount Vesuvius. But of course her Mom calls after and they agree to work on their relationship and of course Clover is a virgin when she starts climbing Erick like a jungle gym in the first 20% of the story. I mean, it doesn't tread that much new ground.
Final Grade = C-



8 comments:
"I am a reader, therefore I am a nutjob"
Girl.
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(I hate that you're sick, and for so long; all fingers crossed you get better a-fucking-sap!)
On that Thanksgiving confrontation, and caring more about the assholes getting reamed than Clover's fee fees: there have been times when the hope of that is the one thing keeping me reading (and then I usually end up angriest when we get the, "but family! blood's thicker!" bullshit). So yay for assholes getting the consequences they richly deserve. The reversal at the end, though? Fuck that shit.
Ugh, I'm sorry to hear that you have the winter crud! I hope it's not the flu, the strains going on around here at here at least are brutal. My allergies are giving me hell (dear weather: pick a damn lane and stick to it) and that's bad enough for me. I hope you are resting and relaxing with books you actually enjoy reading!
Seriously, these two never shut-up. Not even when they're having sex.
Ugh, and double ugh at the cringey dirty talk. I am 100% with you, it is nigh on impossible to write well.
I had a bad attitude going into it because as a general rule I have a bad attitude about most books people seem to gush over
Don't worry, I'm right there beside you on Overhype Island. Anything that gets a ridiculous amount of hype, whether I'd otherwise like it or not, turns me off pretty much forever. Doubly so if its a bunch of folks rushing in to proclaim that this book ~~saved the genre~~
Anyway. My choice for this month was also a disappointment. I picked the first book in Marguerite Kaye's Matches Made in Scandal miniseries from about 8 years ago, "From Governess to Countess." Amusingly enough, it was the second book in this series that made this author an auto-read for me, and the fourth that made her an auto-buy. (I haven't read the third one yet.)
But this one? Ugh. It just sort of...laid there. No friction in the romantic relationship. Internally inconsistent characterization for the leads, especially the female. A ridiculous mystery plot shoe-horned in so that these two can start sucking face on day 2 of their acquaintance. I skipped all the sex scenes because I noted zero chemistry in the non-sex parts. SIGH.
This has happened to me before with this author - the first book in a miniseries is a stinker, while the others hit it out of the park. I don't know what it is about me and these books, but mercifully she writes lots of standalones and lots of different settings/characters/plots so there's plenty to choose from!
So sorry you are sick!
I don't think I"ve read anything by this author, and by 2016 I was barely blogging or reading blogs (or much of anything else). My last real (sort of) book review blog post was in September of that year.
I wish I could just read the "fuck off family" scene. I can identify with that (for one segment of my family in particular), which is also connected with me not blogging since 2016.
AL: The Thanksgiving scene is truly amazing and then yeah, phone call at the end with Mom, who of course feels remorse never mind the entire family has been running roughshod over the heroine her entire life. I definitely takes some wind out of the sails.
Eurohackie: I had to look it up - I did read From Governess to Countess and remembered absolutely nothing about it. After I reread my review I recalled it being shockingly "blah" for a book set against the Russian imperial court. I don't think I've read any of the other books in the series yet, but I'm sure I have all of them. I'm glad to hear that you've at least enjoyed two of them (that gives me hope).
The author who always seems to have a dud in a series is an interesting phenomenon. I have that with Susan Wiggs. Back when she was writing historical romance it always seemed to be Book 2 in her trilogies that fell flat for me while books 1 and 3 ended up in my keeper stash.
SonomaLass: Whatever I came down with is seriously awful. I'm now over a week out and while I can tell I'm "better," the cough keeps hanging on. I'm at least now getting some good sleep, which was nearly impossible for about a week - so I'm hoping that pushes me in the right direction.
Literally the only thing I can recommend about this book was the fuck off family scene - which was epic but then the author back-pedaled on it and ugh. I'm glad for once in my life I practiced some restraint - I don't have other two books in the trilogy taking up space in my TBR.
I never did read this author because she was hyped so much.
I hope you are feeling better.
Jen: I'm getting there - if only the cough would stop lingering!
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