My Man: So, what do you have planned for today.
Me: The usual. Laundry and cleaning the bathroom. But I'm not going anywhere. It's chores and watching Law & Order reruns.
My Man: Of course!
Me: Remember I'm going out tomorrow with the girls (some of the So. Cal. bloggers are hooking up at a nearby Borders).
My Man: Oh yeah, that's right. You'll have fun at the strip club.
Me: No, we're going to the bookstore.
My Man: You can't fool me. I know what "books" is really code for.
Well gee, our secret is out girls! So have you all been saving up your dollar bills? Tee Hee.
LMAO! That sounds EXACTLY like my husband! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteLOL Stuff a bill for me in a place the sun doesn't shine, Wendy!
ReplyDeleteWell, damn. And here I thought nobody knoew Borders was code for Chippendales.
ReplyDeleteSee ya tomorrow!!!
LOL Your Man sounds adorable - and has a great sense of humor. Just don't let him tell my husband or the secret will be out! :) See you tomorrow.
ReplyDelete*turning green(er) with envy*
ReplyDeleteThis is what I get for living in Florida *kicking rock*
How did I miss that Borders now has the Chippendales? Hope y'all have a blast!
ReplyDeleteDayum! When I say I am going to Borders . . . . . . . . . . . . . I am actually going to......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
ReplyDeleteBorders!! ;-)