My Man: There is nothing on TV. I mean, nothing.
Wendy: Well, we still haven't watched Speed Racer yet. How does a terrible movie sound?
My Man: Yeah, go ahead and put it in.
2 hours later....
Wendy: Wow, this is bad, but not nearly as craptastic as I thought it was going to be.
My Man: It helps when you have absolutely no expectations.
Wendy: I see this being the new "acid trip" movie for college students across America. Who needs The Wall or Willy Wonka? Speed Racer is like a technocolor brain aneurysm. Plus it's got a monkey in it.
My Man: It's a little boy movie. Your nephew is going to be all over this in another four years.
Wendy: Christina Ricci was pretty cute though dontcha think?
My Man: Way hotter in Black Snake Moan.
Wendy: Since when do you have a thing for trashy looking girls?
My Man: I don't. I have a thing for naked girls.
Wendy: Yeah, I guess she's wearing nothing but her underwear for like 95% of that movie...
My Man: Yeah, hotter.
Wendy: ::eye roll::