The Boyfriend: Do you still call me "The Boyfriend" on your blog?
The Boyfriend: I need a new name. "The Boyfriend" is boring.
Me: Look, you knew when you fell in love with me that I wasn't original or creative.
The Boyfriend: Yeah, but we've been together 10 years Wendy. I deserve a better name. I mean, haven't I gone "beyond" mere boyfriend status.
Me: OK, what do you suggest? I can't call you my partner. People will think we're gay.
The Boyfriend: Something "man." How about My Man?
Me: I can't call you The Man?! Cuz ya know, that would be bad. You'd be The Man.
The Boyfriend: No, not The Man. My Man. Yeah, My Man is way better.
Me: Ok fine. You're now My Man. Happy?
The Boyfriend: Yes.
Librarian footnote of the day: For those of you who don't understand the Ocho Cinco reference, here you go.