The Boyfriend: So what are you and Rosie doing today?
(Sidenote: Yes, Rosie and I are hanging out this afternoon)
Me: Oh the usual, lunch and a trip to Borders.
The Boyfriend: ::strained laughter::
Me: You should be proud of me, I haven't been to a bookstore in ages.
The Boyfriend: Wendy, we live in a bookstore.
What, over 900 books is too many?