Oh no Ugi! My favorite pitcher for my Detroit Tigers got some bad news - here's hoping his mother is returned unharmed.
"Ugi, Ugi, Ugi til you just can't Ugi no more."
Sorry I can't help myself.
Anyone get to watch the fantastic Cleveland Indians crush the dreaded New York Skankies earlier this week? The highlights on ESPN were awe-inspiring, but alas, I could not watch the game. Heck, assuming I hadn't been working and the game was televised in my region (which it probably wasn't) I still probably wouldn't have watched it. My hatred to the Yankees means I only watch them when I absolutely have to - which is unfortunately every god damn post season.
I suddenly feel my blood pressure spiking. Calm blue ocean, Wendy - Calm blue ocean.