I wonder, what goes best with shoe? White or red wine?
My Detroit Tigers are this close to signing Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez. I know, I didn't think it was going to happen either. When my boyfriend told me the Tigs had made him an offer I literally scoffed. I mean, why would Pudge want to play for the Tigers?! So I flipantly told him, "If Pudge signs with the Tigers I'll eat my shoe." Damn.
Don't get me wrong - I'm very happy about this development. Pudge would give the Tigers some credibility (how's that for a novel idea?), and I think he'd do wonders with our pitching staff, which has an average age of about 16.
Still I can't help thinking I've landed in Bizarro World.