20 years ago I woke up and had the thought, "You know what Wendy? You're not nearly narcissistic enough.  You should totally start ...

I was a skinny kid and all the way up through my teen years.  I topped out at 5'9" by high school and probably weighed somewhere ...

Today this humble blog turns 14.  That's right kids, the Bat Cave has been in existence since 2003 and this wee little corner of cybe...

So, I think it's time we sat down and had The Talk .  The one where Wendy discloses why her blogging has been all over the frackin' ...