Pudge Rodriquez says: "Good Lord, why is that woman wearing a cape and tiara and waving her panties over her head? And how come I get this uncomfortable feeling she's staring at my spectacular Well Pudge, I'll tell ya - it's because March 1 was the Happiest Day On Earth around Major League Baseball. No, Bud Selig didn't get hit by a bus. No, Hank Steinbrenner's head didn't explode (although that vein throbbing in his forehead looks like it could blow any minute). No, I didn't get the opportunity to throw something heavy at Roger Clemens. March 1 was the day that single game tickets went on sale. It also means I am officially going to see the Tigers when they play the
Seeing you waving panties might be worth the price of admission.
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ReplyDeletePudge is wondering if that hot chick waving her panties has a older sister :)
My Big Sis, the comedian. I can't believe you're fantasizing about Pudge when you have my studly, hunky brother-in-law at home! There's just no satisfying some women.....
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