Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Nine Years Of Delectable Librarian Awesomeness

On February 28, 2003 I lost my damn mind and started this blog.  Nine years ago.  Nine, long, rambling, I can't believe people read this thing and I'm still nattering away years.  Oh, how times have changed, and yet somehow, still remained the same.

Folks, I've seen it all.  Everything from readers wringing their hands and predicting the sky is going to fall because Kensington started the "smutty" Brava line (seriously, right?  Brava is about as smutty as granny panties these days - oh how times have changed!) to the latest debate raging between PayPal and various digital ebook vendors.

I've seen enough kerfuffles over reviews that I can't participate in the drinking game anymore because my liver is beyond repair (I kid, I kid....).

Romantic suspense, historicals, single title contemporaries and paranormals have all been declared dead at least twice in the last nine years.  Category romance either 1) ain't what it used to be or 2) is going through a renaissance, depending on who you ask.  And the "golden age" of romance has gone from the 1980s to the 1990s.  I figure in another year or so it will be the early aughts.

I guess this is my way of saying that as much fun as things are around the Interwebs, it's always good to keep things in perspective.  Which is what I've been reminding myself of for the last several months.  I've been a professional librarian since 1999.  I was still working at my First Real Job After College when I started this blog, and it has followed along with me as my career has ebbed, flowed, seen trials and triumphs.

I've whined about library funding, I've been named RWA Librarian of the Year, I've metaphorically curled up in a corner and rocked myself, I've shot my mouth off, I've put my head in the sand and I've done all of it - for good or ill - on this blog for the past 9 years.

But at the end of the day, none of that really matters.  This blog exists in part for me to keep my sanity, and also because it scratches a serious itch.  I love books and I love reading.  I also adore people, like me, who share that love.  I've "known" some of you for over a decade.  Some of you I've just met recently.  Some of you I've had the pleasure to meet in person, and some of you I'm likely never to meet face-to-face.  We come from all walks of life.  Race, religion, politics - we all believe what we believe.  What keeps us all together merrily paddling down the river in our trusty canoes?

Reading.  Books.  Genre Fiction.  Romance Novels.

And it doesn't even matter if we like the same kind of books.  We all love what we love to read, and that makes the Interwebs pretty kick ass.  It makes our world a little smaller, and it makes all of us feel, at one time or another in our lives, that we aren't "alone."  When I started this blog I had no one in my Real Life that read romance novels.  No one.  At all.  I was a tiny wee voice out in the wilderness.  And then I fired up my dial-up connection, opened up my web browser, and found you all.

Being a librarian is all about challenges.  There are days that I suck at my job so hard I might as well have Hoover tattooed on my forehead.  But then there are days when I'm Queen Librarian of the Universe and the Theme from Rocky is playing in my head (gonna fly now!).  Blogging isn't that much different.  I've written some great things over the years.  Insightful, thought-provoking and interesting (Peanut Gallery: Oh really?  Where?!).  And then there are times when this blog is a cavernous pit of suckitude.  But you know what?  It's mine. And to a certain extent, it's yours as well.

Thank you for sharing it with me for the past 9 years.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Highlights From Passion & Prose

I was scheduled to work today.  The operative word being "was."  Thanks to my boss and another librarian we have on staff (Patrick, you are full of win!), I hit the road for the coast today for the first annual Passion & Prose event.

Let's get this out of the way up front - no, I didn't take pictures.  Yeah, yeah - I suck.  We all know this, so there's no need to dwell on it.  Also, I didn't take copious notes during the day.  So instead I'm just going to give you the quick hit, bullet-point highlights.
  • For an inaugural event, I think it went well.  The room we were in at the hotel was pretty much full.  My table did have one empty seat, but turn out looked good.  Check-in got a little bogged down at times, but it ran fairly smoothly in my experience, as did the book selling and autograph signings.
  • M.G. Lord, an academic and non-fiction writer, served as moderator.  She was funny, interesting, and didn't "talk down" to her audience.  I know there are a number of academics who don't sneer at genre readers, but honestly - y'all are still a minority.  Just sayin'.
  • Gail Carriger is a tea drinker.  I am also a tea drinker so this made me happy.  However she lost me when she practically started foaming at the mouth over her loathing of Earl Grey.  Dude.  If there had been a mud wrestling pit in the room I would have thrown down! (tongue in cheek folks, tongue in cheek.  I still think Carriger is way off-base but hey - that just means more Earl Grey for me!)
  • The Breathless Reads panel was very lively and it just makes me want to read more YA.  Seriously, I need to find me a sugar daddy so I can quit my job and have time to read all the books I want to read.
  • I have a bit of a girl crush on Meg Cabot.  I don't know, she's just funny and quirky and I wish she was my bestest girlfriend so I could have coffee (or tea) with her on a regular basis.
  • I got to hang out with Lori and Rowena!  Oh how I have missed my So. Cal. Blogger girlies!
  • Woot!  I met Sara Ramsey who is my contact for my upcoming San Francisco RWA trip!
  • Shayera!  Only my most favoritest librarian in southern Cali (sorry coworkers - she just is).
  • Zuri Day has 1) a great accent (Caribbean of some sort - Jamaican maybe?) and 2) the best hair on the planet.  It's a big, beautiful mass of curls.  But I tend to covet naturally curly hair.  I've got this wavy underneath, stick-straight on top nonsense that is just a pain in the butt now that perms have been out of vogue for oh.....more than a decade
  • Lunch!  We got grilled cheese and yummy tomato soup.  I'm sure it kept the cost down as well, but man - it was a great lunch!  Everyone just raved about it and honestly?  No rubber chicken = good thing.
  • We got ice cream sundaes for dessert!  Seriously, ice cream sundaes.  I somehow managed to restrain myself and not lick the bowl clean.
 It was really a lovely day, and a nice event.  I held myself to just four new book purchases for the mammoth TBR threatening to crush my soul, and now I'm all inspired to get my act together and start reading more.  Uh, just as soon as I finish this blog post.....

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Wanted: Hey, I'm OK Being Infertile!

I love getting e-mails from Bat Cave readers.  Especially when said e-mail gives me handy blog fodder.  Jami dropped me another e-mail recently (she hit pay dirt on many of your fairy tale suggestions!) with a most interesting inquiry.  Here it goes:
When Sarah on SBTB posted this question, I right away thought, "I wonder if there's any romance novels where the heroine has accepted and may even be happy to be infertile?" I wondered if any woman was brave enough to write from that POV. (And yeah, this is another one you're welcome to blog if you find yourself with Bloggers Block.)
My gut response is....probably not.  The romance genre has come a long way in oh, the last 30 years or so - but it's still a fairly conservative genre in some regards.  Husbands and babies = good.  Also, in many cases, people discover they have infertility issues after they've coupled up with someone and made the decision to "start a family."  Then finding out that getting pregnant will be very difficult is sort of like running nude through the Arctic Circle and skinny-dipping with polar bears.

But you know what?  I don't know everything.  I'm not widely read in single-title contemporaries and my paranormal burn-out has kept me away from that sub-genre.  I also read a number of historicals, and given the time periods - accepting infertility would be much, much harder for women.  Infertility in historicals tends to equal major issue and conflict.

So....I'm tossing this out there.  Just for general discussion, blog fodder, and maybe for potential writing inspiration for any authors.  Anyone know of a romance where the heroine is infertile and has come to "accept it."  Where it's not necessarily a major issue, or a driving force in the conflict of the story?  Fire away!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Carrie Lofty, LJ, Chelsea Cain, Passion & Prose, and SFA RWA

funny pictures - aawww. . . look at you trying                             too hard again. Repeat after me: I will find a blogging rhythm, I will find a blogging rhythm, I will find a blogging rhythm....

Oh who am I kidding?

Let's take this post for example.  I finally went trolling through my back-log of starred posts in Google Reader and discovered a number of things I meant to blog about - but uh, it just didn't happen. You know what that means right?  Yep, time for a glorious post of linky goodness!  You lucky Bat Cave denizens you....

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From the Wendy Just Might Be Carrie Lofty's Unpaid Press Secretary Files, I was asked to contribute to two romance related articles right around Valentine's Day.

First, from the OC Register, a slideshow of recommended "love stories."  So yeah, you're going to see stuff there that ain't romance novels.  Except of course, from me.  I contributed three titles to the slide show, two of which are most definitely "romance novels."  Also, I'm apparently the only person who didn't think to mention a Jane Austen title.  For easy browsing, I contributed Flawless by Carrie Lofty, Maid to Match by Deeanne Gist and The Scrapbook of Frankie Pratt by Caroline Preston.

The other article was for Library Journal, for their regularly featured "Reader's Shelf" column.  The columnist asked the last 6 RWA Librarian of Year award winners to write a whopping 150 words on one of our favorite romance heroes.  The only requirement?  The book had to be in-print.  Hence, Wendy goes with Flawless by Carrie Lofty again.  And can I just say, 150 words "selling a book?"  OMG, my brain almost started bleeding.

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Romance readers and authors are used to taking a fair amount of crap from people who don't read, or know anything better, about our reading poison of choice - which is probably why I loved this blog post by suspense writer Chelsea Cain so much.  Thriller Characters: A Handy Field Guide points out some of the more common character templates that exist in that genre.  I about wet pants when she included People Who Live On Boats.  I also loved that she didn't dodge her own template of choice: People With Massive Chemical Dependency Issues.

In other Chelsea Cain news, the next book in her Beauty Killer series, Kill You Twice, is due out in August.  And wouldn't you know it?  Criminal Element has posted an excerpt.  An excerpt I am refusing to read because damn, August is a long way away.  Why torture myself?

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I blogged about the Passion & Prose event a couple of weeks back.  Well the event is this Saturday (February 25th) and not only are there spots still available, but registration is now only $65. (ETA: Just saw on Twitter that registration closes in 2 days!)

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And finally, I've been invited to speak at the San Francisco Area Romance Writers of America meeting in March!  The plan is that I will be paired up with a local area bookseller, and we'll discuss how each of us works with local writers, and the genre in general.  I'm still formulating my remarks somewhat, but the plan is to discuss "what librarians can do for you, and what you can do for librarians."  Which should be a neat trick since the governor has killed all state funding for public libraries.

I'm not sure how to give this presentation without curling into the fetal position or sobbing uncontrollable into my water glass.....

SFA members?  Do y'all serve alcohol at your meetings?  Just curious.

Anywho, I'm sure I'll figure it out.  At any rate, I'm looking forward to making the trip and meeting as many of our Bay Area sisters (and brothers!) as possible.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

The Month That Was January 2012

Lemon Drop:  Hmmmm, you seem especially nutty this month Auntie Wendy.  What gives?

Me: Dude, there's a reason for that.  Read on Lemon Drop....if you dare!

Title links will take you to full reviews.

The Unlikely Wife by Debra Ullrick, Inspirational historical romance, Love Inspired Historical, 2012, Grade = C
  • A heroine with promise and a decent message that fumbles on the execution.  Lots of "dialect" and a rather heavy "God" element.
Family at Stake by Molly O'Keefe, Harlequin SuperRomance, 2006, Grade = B-
  • My TBR Challenge read of the month.  A textbook Super that delivered exactly what I want out of this line.  Strong emotional storyline featuring characters with oodles of baggage.
A Seductive Kiss by Francis Ray, Contemporary romance, St. Martin's, 2012, Grade = C+
  • A lack of tension to the romance, a bit of series-itis, and a heroine who falls on hard times mostly from her own lack of foresight.  But I still got sucked in by the hero's two hunky BFFs.  Who, you know, will get future books in this trilogy.
The Unrepentant Rake by Barbara Monajem, Digital short story historical romance, Harlequin Historical Undone, 2012, Grade = C+
  • Excellent banter mixed in to a frothy concoction of a story.  Unfortunately I wasn't so wild about the heroine prone to magical thinking....
A Cowboy Comes Home by Barbara Dunlop, Contemporary romance, Harlequin Desire, 2012, Grade = C
  • A promising premise that flounders thanks to a proliferation of "hero logic" and so much sequel-baiting that my eyes started to swim.
Intimate Exposure by Portia Da Costa, Digital BDSM erotic romance, Carina Press, 2012, Grade = C+
  • BDSM story that didn't make my blood pressure spike, but I felt the deceptive hero didn't pay nearly enough for his lack of honesty.  I wanted bloody knees and begging for forgiveness.  Vindictive thy name is Wendy.
A Naughty Noelle by Ann Bruce, Digital erotic romance short story, Self-Published, 2012, Grade = C
  • A sexy short story, but I couldn't let go of the fact that the hero was preforming so admirably while suffering from a knife wound in his side.
Rules of Engagement by Ann Bruce, Digital erotic romance novella, Self-Published, 2012, Grade = B-
  • Saw this one getting flambeed elsewhere online, but I liked it for what it was.  Liked the danger element to the ending, although the lack of definition to the hero's job and a heroine still a virgin after three failed engagements did strain a bit.
Mask of the Gladiator by Georgie Lee, Digital historical romance short story, Carina Press, 2012, Grade = C+
  • Interesting hero and story, but one that suffers from not enough word count.  Would have benefited immensely even at novella length.
Lemon Drop: Wow.  You finished nine reads and you slapped C's on 7 of them?  Are you feeling alright Auntie Wendy?

Me: No.  No, I am not.  C reads depress me, and I somehow managed to hit the motherlode in January.

Lemon Drop: Cheer up Auntie Wendy!  Look at me!  See how cute I am?  I've got dimples!

Me: Well, your dimples are cute.  Now I just need to find something really great to read.....

Lemon Drop:  Seriously, you have like a one track mind Auntie Wendy.....

    Wednesday, February 15, 2012

    TBR Challenge 2012: Luck O' The Irish

    The Book: Conor's Way by Laura Lee Guhrke

    The Particulars: Historical romance, Harper Monogram, 1996, out of print and going for exorbitant prices used (in paper) - but oh happy day!  It's now available in digital and the author is currently offering it to readers for the ridiculously awesome price of 99 cents. (ETA 2/19/12: Looks like the 99 cent price offer is now kaput).

    Why Was It In Wendy's TBR?Breathless by Laura Lee Guhrke is (to date) my favorite romance novel of all time.  Period.  After I read that book and loved it, I set about finding her backlist.  At the time finding that backlist required nothing short of offering up one of my organs on the black market (I'm kidding, but seriously - it took me a hella long time).  When KristieJ found out I had this book, and it had been languishing in my TBR for years - she started nagging her campaign of terror to get me to finally read the damn thing.  And it only took her about four years.  It's not you Kristie - it's me.  I am not a normal person.

    The Review:  For those of you who know nothing about KristieJ - let me give you a quick lesson.  Kristie is a very hero-centric romance reader.  She also is a complete, unrepentant sucker for wounded heroes.  The more screwed up they are, the more she loves them.  Conor's Way is textbook KristieJ cat nip.  Conor Branigan is about as tortured as they come, and wouldn't you know it?  He's Irish.  It's a shock I was able to resist this book for so long.

    Since coming to America, Conor has been making a living as a boxer.  It allows him to keep moving, gives him a certain measure of freedom, and glory be - he's actually pretty good at it.  However his luck runs out one night in a backwater Louisiana town.  He's asked to take the fall when the numbers come in and it's discovered the promoter will lose money if Conor wins.  Being...well, Irish - Conor doesn't take the fall and gets the snot kicked out of him by hired goons for his insolence.

    Olivia Maitland is desperate to save her family farm.  Her mother dead, her brothers taken by Gettysburg, and her drunken father finally succumbing thanks to a fall from a ladder, it's all she and her three adopted daughters have left.  She's been advertising for a farm hand, but has had no luck since all she has to offer is room and board.  She needs to bring in her peach crop if she has any hope of staying afloat.  The problem is she can't do it all by herself, and the villain of the story is pressuring her to sell.  He wants to build a railroad, and her orchard is inconveniently in the way.  But Olivia cannot bear the thought.  So she prays to God to send her a man.  What she gets?  A beaten-nearly-to-death Conor Branigan lying in the middle of a country road.  She probably should have been more specific with God.....

    This is one of those books where it's All About The Hero.  Conor is, simply, one of the more memorable heroes I've read about in a long time.  Also, I'll be honest - I was pretty much sunk the moment Guhrke starts giving us the back-story.  The minute the "Irish stuff" started creeping in - Conor surviving the famine (barely), his Fenian ties, his stint in prison - I was sunk.  Blame it on the four years I spent as an impressionable college undergrad slogging my way through the "high points" of British/Irish relations in the 19th century.  This was good stuff.  Really compelling, and it didn't hurt that Guhrke did her research.

    When you have a character like Conor it's easy for the rest of cast to get a little lost.  That does happen somewhat here.  Conor is like a Black Hole Of Swooning Awesomeness.  However, Olivia does hold her own fairly well.  She's firmly on the shelf, pushing thirty and never been kissed.  What potential beaux her drunken father didn't run off, the Civil War dealt with.  After the war, what men returned home took one look around and promptly headed west thinking that surely had to be better.  She's lonely, but she has the girls.  She doesn't really know what she's missing until Conor shows up, and her various female parts kick into overdrive.

    The fly in the ointment besides Conor's desire for "freedom," his haunted past, and his belief that he's "no good," is the villain.  The man who wants Olivia's land?  Yeah, the very boxing promoter that Conor ticked off.  And now Conor is sitting on the land that he's been trying to push Olivia off of for four years.  Why has it taken so long?  Well, she keeps saying no, and their shared past together has had him hesitant (until now) to up the ante.

    It's hard for me to convey in words how great I thought this story was.  Sometimes with wounded heroes I can lose patience as a reader.  I want to smack them upside the head and holler, "Oh get over it already!"  But it's hard to do that with Conor.  Probably because I know the history.  Also the author gives you just enough horrifying detail to make your skin crawl (also to want to punch the next English Duke in the face that wanders into Romancelandia).  Olivia is a nice enough girl, but she doesn't really fully step up to the plate for me until the second half.  There's nothing ever "wrong" with her, just that being in Conor's orbit can be a tough act to follow.  The three orphan girls that live with Olivia?  Add just enough to the story to keep pricking at Conor's conscience, and slowly transform him into a man that finally has to admit he truly does give a damn.

    This is a post Civil War story (1871) set in a the Deep South, and I know some readers who will not touch these with a 50 foot pole.  Guhrke avoids a huge discussion on slavery and the southern "way of life" - but details it just enough to explore Olivia's character.  How she feels isolated, alone, and, to a certain extent, cheated. It also exposes the lies and myths she was raised on.  The moment the slaves leave she knows - the white grown-ups were wrong.  Blacks weren't slaves because they "liked" it.

    The way this book ends is very interesting.  There is a bit of grand-standing, a few fireworks, but it's never overblown.  And pushing the buttons behind the curtain?  Let's just say this story has it's own Wizard of Oz.  It's really clever, with subtle manipulations and games being played backstage.

    There's a lot to like here.  It's not my favorite of Guhrke's early work (nothing can replace Breathless, and To Dream Again is nearly as splendid), but that's sort of like saying chocolate ice cream is somehow inferior to chocolate cake.  Heck, we're still talking chocolate!  I'm glad I finally read this.  I'm glad Kristie is relentless and kept after me every single year I would see her at RWA ("Have you read Conor's Way yet Wendy?"  "Uh, no."  "Wendy, Wendy, Wendy!").  I didn't want to put it down.  I started to resent the fact that I have to work for a living (damn Greek tycoons, I'm certainly as good as any of those Harlequin Presents heroines!) and couldn't devote a large block of time to doing nothing but inhaling this story.  It's lovely and I want to read it all over again.

    Final Grade = A

    Sidenote: And lest you think poor KristieJ is done nagging scolding me about books unread in my TBR?  Never fear.  I've still got Jackson Rule lying around here somewhere.....

    Friday, February 10, 2012

    Reminder: TBR Challenge For February

    For those of you participating in the 2012 TBR Challenge, a reminder that your commentary is "due" on Wednesday, February 15

    The theme this month is Recommended Read.  Any book that's sitting in your TBR because someone (be it a friend, relative, blogger...) recommended it.

    Remember, the themes are completely and totally optional.  If you're not in the mood, or heck - you ignore recommendations entirely, feel free to go off the beaten path.  The themes aren't nearly as "important" as digging some long neglected book out of your TBR pile.

    And hey, and it's only February!  It's not too late to sign-up for the challenge and join in on the fun.   If you're interested, or just want to be a snoop, please check out the TBR Challenge 2012 information page.

    Wednesday, February 8, 2012

    Wide Open Spaces

    Genre fiction is a living, breathing entity.  It is not stagnant.  It grows, it changes, and over time subtle shifts give readers a completely altered landscape than the one we were living on 20 years before.  Wildest Dreams by Rosanne Bittner was first published in 1994 and has been reissued by Sourcebooks this month.  Other readers will probably say this book is not a romance novel, and they'd kinda have a point.  It's not a romance novel like the ones being published today.  It's not the story of a courtship.  No, it's the story of a couple, and the journey they go on together over the course of 25 years.  Hell, the hero and heroine are declaring their love and getting married within the first 50 pages here.  So what does the author do with the remaining 510 pages?  Oh man, what doesn't she?

    Lettie MacBride's family is leaving St. Louis to escape their memories.  A prosperous family, the Kansas-Missouri border conflict leading up to (and during) the Civil War has taken its toll.  Lettie paid the highest price, surviving a rape that left her pregnant with her now toddler son, Nathan.  Ironically this conflict gives the family the perfect lie to tell in order to protect Lettie - her husband died as a result of the border conflict.  However they know they must leave Missouri if there is any hope of Lettie and Nathan having a normal life.

    Luke Fontaine is heading west to escape his own memories.  His father, a successful businessman, never let Luke forget that he believed he was a bastard - a product of an affair his unfaithful, now dead, wife had.  With a belly full of anger and resentment, plus more pride than any one man should probably have, Luke is determined to make something of himself.  To show his old man that he has worth.  And his dream?  To settle in Montana, acquire a ton of land, and be a cattle rancher.  During this time Montana is still largely unsettled, with dangers not only from Indians and outlaws, but from the elements as well.  He has no plans to drag a woman along for the ride, and then he meets Lettie.  He falls like a ton of bricks, and before the reader has a chance to catch her breath, he's convincing Lettie to marry him.

    Even with knowing the history of the romance genre, I would still classify this story as more saga than romance.  And like all sagas, the reader has to give things time.  The reader has to be patient.  The author is setting her stage.  She's introducing her characters.  She's painting the landscape.  And honestly, nobody really does this better than Bittner.  When she's firing on all cylinders, she's a master at it.  I have never set foot in Montana in my life, but Bittner took me there.  I heard the relentless wind.  I barely survived the ungodly winters, and yet I saw the beauty as well.  It's easy to see why Luke becomes obsessed with making something of himself in Montana, and it's easy to to see why ultimately Lettie cannot imagine being any place else.

    I also deeply appreciated that the author doesn't sugarcoat the reality of what settling the American west must have been like.  This is a harsh, desolate place the author gives readers.  There is no law.  There is no civilization.  Yes, the men had to be strong, but the women had to be stronger.  It took a lot of guts to be a woman trying to make it out west.  A lot of guts.  Because of that, readers shouldn't expect a lot of unrelenting happiness in this story.  It's a story of actions and consequences.  Luke does things, makes choices, and there are consequences.  Consequences that effect Lettie, consequences that effect their children.  Bad things happen to good people in this book.  People get sick, people get hurt, people die.  The author doesn't break the cardinal romance rule - both Luke and Lettie live - but no other character is sacred, including some of the children.

    During the 1980s and 1990s, Indian romances were extremely popular.  Contrary to current popular opinion, not all of them sucked eggs.  Bittner is the one author I've read who consistently delivers interesting Native characters.  She doesn't make them one-dimensional and she doesn't give readers noble savages spouting pseudo-New Age psychobabble.  Even in this book, where it would have been so easy to paint some of the Sioux characters as completely villainous?  She avoids that.  Even when they do things that aren't very nice, as the reader you understand their choices.  It's not all "white man bad Native man goody-goody."  All of the characters in this story are both good and bad.  Plus nobody, nobody can write outsiders quite the way Bittner does.  She gives readers one in this book, albeit in the form of one of the secondary characters.

    Now, is this a perfect book?  Well, no.  I'll be honest, the writing is more than a little lumpy in spots - especially in the early chapters.  Also, after a while it does get tiresome that every man seems to fall in love with Lettie on sight, and there were some story lines I enjoyed (Lettie's son Nathan) more so than others (pretty much anything involving son Tyler).  But with a book like this one?  It was so easy for me to let go of the elements that didn't work for me.  Why?  Because Bittner gives me a saga.  She gives me a soap opera.  She gives me a big, sweeping, rip-roarin' western.  People, I'm going to be blunt.  Books like this aren't being published in the romance genre anymore - and it's a damn cryin' shame.  Yes, it's in trade paperback.  Yes, the digital price is going to run a bit higher.  But you know what?  Buy it on principle.  Buy it because this is what we used to see in the romance genre and aren't getting anymore.  Buy it because even with its faults, it's still a damn fine story - a story that will stick to your ribs after you finish it.  No, it's not perfect - but you know what?  I'm pretty OK with that.


    Final Grade = B+

    Monday, February 6, 2012

    Digital Review: Intimate Exposure

    While I certainly understand their popularity in romance and erotica quarters, BDSM stories tend to not be favorites of mine.  They're tricky to write.  The appeal of erotic-anything for me has always been focused on the "heroine's journey."  And if the author doesn't do a credible job of selling me on the power of the submissive role?  Yeah, BDSM stories tend to not be favorites of mine.

    However, Portia Da Costa is a huge favorite, which means I'll always try her BDSM stories.  Intimate Exposure, a new novella from Carina Press, works fairly well for me - but it's not one of the author's offerings I'm lovingly going to want to reread someday.

    The insurance company where Vicki Renard is a middle manager has just been bought out by the mysterious F.W. Shanley III.  Naturally people are curious about him, and worried about their jobs, but Vicki is more distracted by Red Webster, a photographer that Shanley has sent 'round to gather photos for a new company profile.  Little does Vicki or anybody else know - Red is actually Shanley.  He likes to get the lay of the land at the new companies he acquires, and it's easier to get the inside scoop playing the part of someone else.  Vicki intrigues him no end, and when he discovers she has a copy of The Story of O on her e-reader?  He's more intrigued than ever.  He has to have her, and lucky for him - as much as he annoys her at times - she's just as intrigued.

    Admittedly a bit of a stumbling block for me is how Red deduces that Vicki might be up for exploring a BDSM relationship with him.  It's because she's reading The Story of O.  Um, OK - so what if he discovered a suspense novel about a serial killer on her e-reader?  Does that mean Vicki either 1) wants to be a serial killer and/or 2) has desires to be murdered by one?  Yeah, thin.  At least for me.  But then I'm a librarian who has never subscribed to the school of thought that You Are What You Read.

    But I'm over-thinking it, and it's a way for our couple to hook up. 

    I like that while Vicki is curious about the submissive role, she doesn't dive in head first and totally succumb.  She bristles a bit.  There are times when Red orders her about that she's not completely enthralled.  I also like that she flips the script on him.  "Oh yeah, you want me to do that do you - well how about I do this instead."  Also, nobody writes mental longing quite like Da Costa does.  Her characters really ache for each other when they are apart.  She uses this to excellent effect to ramp up the tension.

    Unfortunately the story itself slides a bit for me at the end.  Given that Red isn't being honest with Vicki for the majority of the story (re: who he really is) - I wanted a lot more suffering on his part.  Frankly, I wanted him to grovel.  I wanted Vicki to make him grovel.  And this aspect of the conflict ends much more with a whimper instead of a bang.  I found this unfortunate since it was an opportunity for major emotional angst that fizzles out unexplored.  Still, it's a BDSM story that didn't make my blood pressure spike in an unpleasant way, and Da Costa has a way of writing stories that keep me engaged all the way through to the final sentence.

    Final Grade = C+

    Sidenote: Da Costa's has created her own sexually charged fictional universe that I just adore.  Popping up in this story?  Yeah, the delectable Mr. Stone and Maria.  It's a treat for fans, but not something so blatant that newbies will be annoyed.  I love that her characters don't exist in a vacuum.

    Friday, February 3, 2012

    One Kiss On The Lips

    One look at the cover art for A Seductive Kiss, the latest release by Francis Ray, and I was hooked.  I mean, just look at it.  It's perfect.  A hunky, well-dressed (::swoon::), guy sweeping a woman offer her feet in, presumably, Central Park.  So yeah, kudos to the art department at St. Martin's.  As for the story and the execution of it?  Read on....

    Dianna Harrington has grown up in the family business.  While her parents couldn't be bothered with her, her doting grandfather believed in her.  For several years she's been know as "The Face" - the model behind the House of Harrington's successful "D" fashion line.  However, even with her success, she's one lonely woman.  Her parents?  Narcissists.  Her love life?  Dead on arrival.  Her friends?  Just a few - one of whom is Alex Stewart.  But you know what?  Dianna is tired of being alone.  And as loathe as she is to jeopardize the friendship, she's ready to explore the attraction she feels for Alex.

    Alex grew up with Dianna and has pined after her for years.  However, between his law career, her jet-setting lifestyle, and not wanting to jack up their friendship - he hasn't pursued her.  Then she propositions him!  Well, who is he to refuse a lovely lady in distress?  But will their newly-minted relationship be able to survive the turmoil that's lurking just around the corner for Dianna?

    OK, this story has one of my absolute favorite themes - friends-to-lovers.  To sweeten the deal, Alex and Dianna grew up together.  So you have that whole unrequited love thing tossed in for good measure.  Unfortunately, it doesn't sing for me here.  It took me a while, and several chapters, to figure out why I wasn't totally enthralled with this romance, but figure it out I eventually did.  There's no tension.  I mean, none.  Once Dianna and Alex fall into bed, there's really nothing threatening to tear them apart.  Dianna sort of thinks there is, but frankly, she's an idiot.  I mean, Alex is pretty much worshiping at the altar of Dianna from the get-go, and any "obstacles" she thinks are in the way are honestly psychosomatic.

    The lack of tension was bothersome enough that I thought I was going to have to slog my way through the final half of this book, but that's when the author introduces some outside conflict.  This conflict pretty much pushes Dianna's back up against a wall, and she needs to find her big girl panties.  While I had a really hard time sympathizing with her for her total lack of rainy day preparation (Seriously girl?  I mean, like, seriously?!), it was fun to read about her "growing up."  I'm a very heroine-centric romance reader, so literally having a "heroine's journey" blatantly fall in my lap is a bit like cat nip for me.  I mean, I knew where this aspect of the story was going, but I didn't care.  I love reading about heroines "finding themselves" and "find herself" Dianna does.  Plus, she gets the guy. 

    Readers should expect to run into a fair amount of series-itis here.  I "get" that publishers and authors love to write series because if you can hook readers, you can hook them into buying multiple books.  The problem is the longer a series runs, the harder it is to snag new readers.  While this is technically the first book in a trilogy, it's tied into Ray's long-running Grayson Family series.  So yeah, we have a number of secondary characters who get name-dropped and don't really add anything to this story.  Now that said?  The two guys on deck for the other books in this trilogy?  Along with the women they'll be paired up with?  Hubba, hubba.

    Lord help me, I'm curious.

    Why yes, I am aware this makes me part of the problem.

    So yeah, this wasn't the greatest book I've ever read.  I had issues.  But I'm still interested enough to read the next two books featuring Alex's BFFs.   People, this is why we keep getting series.  But glass houses and all that....

    Final Grade = C+

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012

    Digital Reviews: Two Shorts By Ann Bruce

    Originally published by Ellora's Cave, Ann Bruce has now made these two sexy short stories available again via the magic of self-publishing.  Both have a hint of suspense, and both of them feature enough Sexy Times to peel wallpaper.  However one of them worked better for me than the other.

    A Naughty Noelle finds Noelle Mason aimlessly wandering through New York City two days before Christmas.  She flew into town wanting to surprise her fiance', and instead she got the surprise when she caught him in a compromising position with another woman.  She's naturally upset, not paying close attention to her surroundings, and she ends up getting dragged into an alley by a Bad Man.  Coming to her rescue is Sergio Ramirez, an undercover cop infiltrating a mob operation.  When he's then sold out by a mole in his own department, and wounded in the process?  The station house, hospitals - not the best options.  So instead he hides out with the woman he met quite be accident.  Gee, whatever shall they do to pass the time?

    Short stories are not easy to write, and adding on a suspense angle doesn't make it any easier.  The entire wrap-up to this aspect of the conflict is saved for "off page" and the nature of Sergio's mission is rather glossed over to begin with.  The Sexy Times are certainly sizzling stuff, and I could understand Noelle hopping into bed with Tall, Dark And Mysterious after her pride is wounded over catching her fiance' in flagrante delicto.  The problem is the whole time I was reading about these two burning up the sheets (and shower), all I could focus on was the knife wound in Sergio's side that Noelle doctors up the best she can.  Sure she runs out and grabs him some "painkillers" - but she strikes me as the sort of heroine who hits up Walgreens, not the guy standing on the corner selling Oxycontin.

    Final Grade = C

    Rules of Engagement is a slightly longer story that features the ol' Stuck Together In A Cabin theme.  The last woman Jake Duquesne had sex with shot him three times in the chest.  That was enough for him to start riding a desk and to get away for a little seclusion.  He's staying at his cousin's cabin when he stumbles across a woman snooping around outside.  Not one to take chances, he knocks her out and handcuffs her to his bed - only to discover that his cousin sent her to the cabin for a little seclusion as well.  Seems Dear Ol' Cuz thinks Jake and Katarzyna could heal each others' wounds.

    Katarzyna Delaney was recently jilted by Fiance' #3 when he announced he was gay, and took off with his best man.  Waking up handcuffed to Jake's bed isn't exactly what she had in mind for her vacation, but heck - as long as she's here, why not see if Jake is willing to help her dispose of her pesky virginity?

    This is another story with a suspense thread.  The only real quibble I have here is Jake's job is entirely too mysterious.  I'm not sure what he is exactly.  ATF?  PD?  FBI?  NSA?  So readers are treated to another member of the Bad Ass Supah Sekrit Unknown Law Enforcement Agency Of Some Sort that only exists in Romance Novel Land.

    The 28-year-old virgin heroine thing is also something that's going to boil down to reader preference.  For me, personally?  It depends, and here I bought into it.  Engaged three times and still a virgin does strain a bit (for me), but three overprotective older brothers who like to butt into her life?  I can roll with that.

    The Sexy Times are suitably sexy, and even with me not knowing exactly what Jake is, the suspense/danger aspect of this story is handled well in a climactic finish.  I can also buy into Katarzyna and Jake as a long-term couple more so than Noelle and Sergio from the other story, hence....

    Final Grade = B-