I'm convinced these kids today don't realize how good they have it. I LOVED mystery/suspense as a kid, which meant once I outgrew Lois Duncan and Nancy Drew I basically had to run to the adult area of the library to get my fix. There's Someone Inside Your House by Stephanie Perkins is basically a teen slasher movie in book format. The heroine, Makani Young, was living with her worthless parents in Hawaii before Something Happens and she's shipped off to grandma's in Nebraska. Needless to say, she hates it. But she's made a couple of friends and has a blossoming romance with the loner kid (Ollie) who dyed his hair pink because it was "something to do."
But something sinister is lurking in the corn fields. A serial killer is murdering her classmates. Before he brutally knifes them to death? He toys with them. He breaks into houses, moves things around, and has the victims' thinking they're losing it. I now know that egg timers are sinister and knives that you leave in the sink that magically end up in the dishwasher are OMG SCARY!!!!!
This starts out great but ends up losing steam. For one thing, I grew up in a town like Makani. My high school graduating class was around 170 kids. I knew everybody in my class (even if I didn't "hang out with them") and a decent chunk of the kids in the grades higher or lower. Was I BFFs with everybody? Of course not. But I knew what type of students they were, what clubs they were in, who their friends were etc. etc. etc. If a police officer were to show up and question me, I could give them something even if it was bare bones info. The author skirts this by making Makani a newcomer but I still didn't buy it. When you're a kid in a small town you just KNOW 99% of the student body.
The town's and the adults' response to a serial killer brutally murdering teens strains credulity more often than not. The town never goes into lock-down mode. School isn't cancelled immediately after the second kid is MURDERED IN A LOCKER ROOM!!! I don't expect 100% realism in a slasher story but c'mon!
Also the author decides to reveal who the killer is around the halfway mark and this goes from mystery to thriller. That's fine until the SUPER rushed ending. If ever a book needed an epilogue, this one did. It's good, but dagnabit, it could have been great!
Final Grade = C+
Meg Cabot's Princess Diaries world is my happy place. It's like flying unicorns farting out rainbow sprinkles while I'm gorging myself on cupcakes with pink frosting. You will pry this world out of my cold dead hands! Royal Crown is the fourth book in the middle grade series that follows Princess Mia's half-sister, Olivia. In this book Olivia is dealing with her frenemy and cousin, Louisa being...well, Louisa and her BFF from New Jersey, Nishi, visiting. The drama here is that her friends are "maturing" faster than she is (OMG, Olivia hasn't kissed her friend-who-is-a-boy yet?! OMG, Olivia doesn't have her period yet?!?!?). Added to this is drama surrounding Mia's coronation ceremony and the girls deciding to start a Royal Babysitting Service.
This started out a little slow and bumpy for me, but it picks up steam. Look, is Cabot rehashing some ground she covered in the earlier Mia books? Yeah. But some things are just universal when it comes to tweens/teens and the whole "my friends are more 'grown-up' than I am" is definitely one of those things. It all conveniently works out in the end (a bit too conveniently but heck, this is a story geared towards a tween audience not a cranky old lady like myself!) and I had a great time revisiting this world because...of course I did. Lemon Drop needs to get maybe another year older and I'm so going to be starting her on this series.
Final Grade = B
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Monday, September 24, 2018
Unusual Historicals for September 2018
Oh, so hey - the world is on fire. I know, it’s been on fire, but instead of singed around the edges I kind of feel like my hair has erupted into an inferno. It’s been a struggle for me to read for a while now but I’ve hobbled along in large part thanks to audio books and finding comfort reads where I can. Unfortunately this has not extended to historicals, my first love in the genre. I’m in a historical slump. But I’m nothing if not stubborn. I know this slump will break the minute I sink my teeth into an amazing book - which means it’s time to browse! Here’s what’s catching my eye for September.
A Sinner Without a Saint by Bliss Bennet
A Lady in Need of an Heir by Louise Allen
Reclaimed by the Knight by Nicole Locke
If Wishes Were Horses by Curtiss Ann Matlock
Note: at time of this blog post the Matlock title was only available via Amazon
What unusual historicals are you looking forward to this month?
A Sinner Without a Saint by Bliss Bennet
An honorable artist
Benedict Pennington's greatest ambition is not to paint a masterpiece, but to make the world's greatest art accessible to all by establishing England's first national art museum. Success in persuading a reluctant philanthropist to donate his collection of Old Master paintings brings his dream tantalizingly close to reality. Until Viscount Dulcie, the object of Benedict's illicit adolescent desire, begins to court the donor's granddaughter, set on winning the paintings for himself . . .
A hedonistic viscount
Sinclair Milne, Lord Dulcie, far prefers collecting innovative art and dallying with handsome men than burdening himself with a wife. But when rivals imply Dulcie's refusal to pursue wealthy Miss Adler and her paintings is due to lingering tender feelings for Benedict Pennington, Dulcie vows to prove them wrong. Not only will he woo her away from the holier-than-thou painter, he'll also placate his matchmaking father in the process.
Sinner and saint--can both win at love?
But when Benedict is dragooned into painting his portrait, Dulcie finds himself once again drawn to the intense artist. Can the sinful viscount entice the wary painter into a casual liaison, one that will put neither their reputations, nor their feelings, at risk? Or will the not-so-saintly artist demand something far more vulnerable--his heart?I do like English-set historicals but must admit that the endless parade of matchmaking mamas and Season/Almack’s/White’s talk tends to wear thin for me after 20+ years of reading historical romance. So when I want England, I tend to look for historicals that give me something a little different. Yes, this fourth book in The Penningtons series features a Viscount, but the other hero is a renowned artist and art plays an important role in the story. Sign me up!
A Lady in Need of an Heir by Louise Allen
She needs an heir…
But not a husband!
Gabrielle Frost knows that marrying any man would mean handing over control of her beloved family vineyard in Portugal to her new husband. She won’t take that risk. But she needs an heir! So when Nathaniel Graystone, Earl of Leybourne, arrives to escort her to London, Gabrielle wonders—what if this former soldier, with his courage, strength and dangerous air, could be the one to father her child?This one intrigues me for a variety of reasons. First, it takes the popular “hero needs an heir” trope and flips it with a role-reversal. Second, we have an independent and successful businesswoman who loves her life and doesn’t want to marry because...well, the life and business she built would then become the property of her husband. And third? The story opens on a vineyard in Portugal. Let’s be honest, I don’t need an excuse to crack open a bottle of wine while I’m reading but basically this book is telling me a have to.
Reclaimed by the Knight by Nicole Locke
He left to save his family…
Now he’s back!
Nicholas of Mei Solis swore to do anything to protect his home—even going away to fight for it. This meant leaving beautiful Matilda, too. Now Nicholas has returned briefly to lay to rest the ghosts of his past. But one look at Matilda, now widowed and with child, changes everything. Suddenly Nicholas is compelled to stay…and to take back the future they both thought they’d lost…Locke continues her Lovers and Legends series with her seventh book for Harlequin Historical. I love, love, love the reunited lovers trope and the angst is practically oozing out of this description. A widowed and pregnant heroine who confronts a past she thought buried after the hero, who ran off to fight, comes home.
If Wishes Were Horses by Curtiss Ann Matlock
A remarkable woman, a hard-luck cowboy, and an unlikely race horse. No one thought they had a chance.
From USA TODAY bestselling author Curtiss Ann Matlock comes the story of a woman with spunk and resolve to rise above poverty. At the death of her cheating husband, Etta Rivers is not only left pregnant and alone, but facing that Roy’s betrayal extends to everything being repossessed: the fancy Cadillac, the big John Deere tractor, and, worst of all, the barn full of precious horses. The house and land are next, unless Etta can find a way to save them.
Help arrives in the unlikely form of well-worn, ex-rodeo star Johnny Bellah, who has come to collect on one of Roy’s many IOUs. At the outset Etta commandeers Johnny and his truck to take her where she needs to go. Afterward, she allows him to stay for meals and a room in the barn in exchange for doing chores, and breaking the single rangy colt left in the corral—Little Gus. Johnny has ideas that promise hope for the future, but can Etta ever again trust a man with her heart or her life?
Welcome to Oklahoma of the 1950s—Elvis on kitchen radios, bootleg whiskey, and wild bush-track horse races—and to a story of the many faces of love and grace for two wounded hearts longing to make dreams come true.Originally published in 1998 by Avon (That’s right kids - once upon a time Avon did publish books other than Fluff-and-Stuff Costume Regencies. Yeah, I said it!) Matlock has gotten her rights back and self-published. This back cover blurb reads very LaVyrle Spencer to me and an old RT review provides another little nugget of angst. Not only did the heroine’s husband leave her heavily mortgaged up to her eyeballs, he also had the gall to die in another woman’s bed.
Note: at time of this blog post the Matlock title was only available via Amazon
What unusual historicals are you looking forward to this month?
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
#TBRChallenge 2018: Private Places Anthology
The Book: Private Places by Robin Schone, Claudia Dain, Allyson James and Shiloh Walker
The Particulars: Historical erotic romance anthology, Berkley, 2008, In Print
Why Was It In Wendy's TBR?: I'm fairly certain I got this at a SoCal Bloggers Lunch / Book Swap (back when we used to read print we'd have these epic book swaps - I gotta say I kinda miss them!) Anyway, I like anthologies because it's a good way to try new-to-me authors without investing a lot of time and energy and this was historical erotic romance so I snagged it.
Review: The anthology kicks off with The Decidedly Devilish Duke by Allyson James and it didn't go well. Amelia Lockwood is a widow who is at the mercy of her dead husband's heir for her care and well-being. Naturally he's been stingy with her allowance and naturally it's because he wants to debauch her. She goes to his estate to confront him, he challenges her to a game of cards (you win you get your allowance, I win you do every debauched thing I can think of...) and she accepts because she knows she can trounce him. Of course it doesn't enter her bubble head that a guy like this would cheat. Anyway, Michael Beaulieu (a Duke, because of course he is) witnesses the exchange and manipulates Amelia's late husband's cousin (or whatever he is) to let him play the game in his stead. Michael and Amelia once had "a thing" before she threw him over for her late husband and he took off to more exotic locales.
Yes, exotic. It's rumored that Michael spent time in the Middle East (Turkey is specifically mentioned), that he had his own harem, and naturally he's spent an inordinate amount of time outdoors so he's all bronzed and "exotic" looking. Yes, the word "exotic" is used a few times over the course of the story. So yeah, none of this is good. But making it worse is that Michael is the kind of hero who literally says to the heroine, "It doesn’t work that way. I might not be able to stop until too late. A wise woman would leave now.” Does the heroine pick up the slack? No, she does not. Because even though she's a dang widow, the sex with her husband was of the "lay back and think of England" variety. Because of course she should still be "innocent" so Michael, he of the harem rumors, can "teach" her. Shoot. Me. Now.
No. No, no, nopity, no, no. I really disliked this story.
Grade = D-
On to the next story which is A Night at the Theater by Claudia Dain, a clever idea for a story that suffered mightily on execution. Two courtesans go to the theater. Sophia is beautiful, experienced, and knows how to protect herself. Zoe is young, desperate and looking for a protector. But as the evening unfolds, the drama happening in the audience is more riveting than the play happening on the stage.
Ugh. So basically the author tries to sell readers on the fact that Zoe and the man she ensnares is this great love match even though he's married and she becomes his mistress. But it's OK because his wife ends up dying and they live happily ever after in the end. Sophia seeks revenge on a guy she thinks is a jerk (he is) and uses that revenge as a means to finally bag herself a husband. None of this is helped by the fact that every blessedly character talks in circles to the point where I wanted to stab my eyes out. Clever plot idea populated with characters I wanted to run over with a team of stallions.
Grade = D-
So yeah, this is not going well. Next up is Hunter's Mercy by Shiloh Walker and Praise Jeebus! Write this down, the paranormal story is the one that saves this anthology from being a complete waste of my energy.
Jack Callahan is coming home after fighting in the Revolutionary War to keep a promise to his BFF, who died in battle. The promise is, of course, to look after his BFF's little sister, Mercy. Mercy was a tomboy and tag-along, and unlike her brother, has no idea Jack is a shapeshifter. Jack is also a Hunter, which means he basically disposes of feral shapeshifters. He happens across a pair of red coats who fit that bill accosting a slight young man. Except it turns out the young man is Mercy in disguise. Ever since her husband was brutally murdered by "monsters" she taken to becoming an amateur hunter - being able to shoot and track thanks to all those years tagging along with her brother and Jack. And she's gotten good - because she manages to wing Jack with a silver bullet.
The conflict in this story is good. There's a past between Mercy and Jack, Mercy LOVED her husband, has this amazing amount of guilt over his death because of a Big Secret, and she has NO CLUE that Jack is "a monster." Walker isn't a historical writer by trade, but she does an OK job with the colonial setting and she populates the story with likable secondary characters. This didn't wow me (the ending is rather abrupt), but I'm also not a big paranormal reader, so the fact that I liked it says quite a bit (in my opinion).
Grade = B
As incredible as this is going to sound, I've never actually read Robin Schone before. Her story, The Men and Women's Club, was eye-opening. It's also part of a series, which made it kind of a mixed bag because I do feel like I "missed" some stuff being completely unfamiliar with the previous book in the series.
Joseph Manning is a professor and Ardelle Dennison the first female publicist for the London Museum. They are also members of The Men and Women's Club, which Joseph founded for inquiring adults to discuss their desires and intimate secrets. Something happens in the previous book and there's a trial coming up, leading Joseph and Ardelle to a confrontation. Ardelle is complicated, a bit standoffish, some say cold, and two years previously she divested Joseph of his virginity. It's been two years, he's been celibate since, and practically burning for her.
This whole story is basically one giant trigger warning, so I'm going to include spoilers. Ardelle is career-driven and ambitious, and she's the first female publicist in the history of the London Museum. To get this plum job? Yeah, sexual harassment. It's also later revealed that her father sexually abused her (no penetration and clothes stayed on, but yes it was abuse) and her mother basically made Ardelle feel dirty for her husband's vile behavior. So yeah, Ardelle has issues.
But Schone doesn't spare Joseph who also has his own dark secrets involving boarding school (because of course he does). Basically Joseph likes a bit of pain with his pleasure. There's also some mild humiliation going on between Ardelle and Joseph that they both get off on.
Look, I'm making this sound really unsavory - and it is. But Schone writes with a maturity that's hard to ignore. She also writes the most challenging story in this anthology and part of the reason I've always been drawn to erotic writing in general is because I like to be challenged. I like it when authors explore societal mores and norms, challenge those mores and norms, and in turn challenge the reader. Is this story one I would recommend? Lord, I don't know. But there's a captivating quality to it that I cannot deny. I'm going to ding this one mostly because it doesn't stand-alone (at all) - but it had that deer in the headlights effect on me, so that's a win.
Grade = C+
This was a completely mixed bag for me, most of it falling on the not-good end of the spectrum. Howver, the Walker story was engaging and the Schone story reminded me that, more often than that, when erotic romance works for me it's written by someone with that Old School joie de vivre.
Overall Grade = C
The Particulars: Historical erotic romance anthology, Berkley, 2008, In Print
Why Was It In Wendy's TBR?: I'm fairly certain I got this at a SoCal Bloggers Lunch / Book Swap (back when we used to read print we'd have these epic book swaps - I gotta say I kinda miss them!) Anyway, I like anthologies because it's a good way to try new-to-me authors without investing a lot of time and energy and this was historical erotic romance so I snagged it.
Review: The anthology kicks off with The Decidedly Devilish Duke by Allyson James and it didn't go well. Amelia Lockwood is a widow who is at the mercy of her dead husband's heir for her care and well-being. Naturally he's been stingy with her allowance and naturally it's because he wants to debauch her. She goes to his estate to confront him, he challenges her to a game of cards (you win you get your allowance, I win you do every debauched thing I can think of...) and she accepts because she knows she can trounce him. Of course it doesn't enter her bubble head that a guy like this would cheat. Anyway, Michael Beaulieu (a Duke, because of course he is) witnesses the exchange and manipulates Amelia's late husband's cousin (or whatever he is) to let him play the game in his stead. Michael and Amelia once had "a thing" before she threw him over for her late husband and he took off to more exotic locales.
Yes, exotic. It's rumored that Michael spent time in the Middle East (Turkey is specifically mentioned), that he had his own harem, and naturally he's spent an inordinate amount of time outdoors so he's all bronzed and "exotic" looking. Yes, the word "exotic" is used a few times over the course of the story. So yeah, none of this is good. But making it worse is that Michael is the kind of hero who literally says to the heroine, "It doesn’t work that way. I might not be able to stop until too late. A wise woman would leave now.” Does the heroine pick up the slack? No, she does not. Because even though she's a dang widow, the sex with her husband was of the "lay back and think of England" variety. Because of course she should still be "innocent" so Michael, he of the harem rumors, can "teach" her. Shoot. Me. Now.
No. No, no, nopity, no, no. I really disliked this story.
Grade = D-
On to the next story which is A Night at the Theater by Claudia Dain, a clever idea for a story that suffered mightily on execution. Two courtesans go to the theater. Sophia is beautiful, experienced, and knows how to protect herself. Zoe is young, desperate and looking for a protector. But as the evening unfolds, the drama happening in the audience is more riveting than the play happening on the stage.
Ugh. So basically the author tries to sell readers on the fact that Zoe and the man she ensnares is this great love match even though he's married and she becomes his mistress. But it's OK because his wife ends up dying and they live happily ever after in the end. Sophia seeks revenge on a guy she thinks is a jerk (he is) and uses that revenge as a means to finally bag herself a husband. None of this is helped by the fact that every blessedly character talks in circles to the point where I wanted to stab my eyes out. Clever plot idea populated with characters I wanted to run over with a team of stallions.
Grade = D-
So yeah, this is not going well. Next up is Hunter's Mercy by Shiloh Walker and Praise Jeebus! Write this down, the paranormal story is the one that saves this anthology from being a complete waste of my energy.
Jack Callahan is coming home after fighting in the Revolutionary War to keep a promise to his BFF, who died in battle. The promise is, of course, to look after his BFF's little sister, Mercy. Mercy was a tomboy and tag-along, and unlike her brother, has no idea Jack is a shapeshifter. Jack is also a Hunter, which means he basically disposes of feral shapeshifters. He happens across a pair of red coats who fit that bill accosting a slight young man. Except it turns out the young man is Mercy in disguise. Ever since her husband was brutally murdered by "monsters" she taken to becoming an amateur hunter - being able to shoot and track thanks to all those years tagging along with her brother and Jack. And she's gotten good - because she manages to wing Jack with a silver bullet.
The conflict in this story is good. There's a past between Mercy and Jack, Mercy LOVED her husband, has this amazing amount of guilt over his death because of a Big Secret, and she has NO CLUE that Jack is "a monster." Walker isn't a historical writer by trade, but she does an OK job with the colonial setting and she populates the story with likable secondary characters. This didn't wow me (the ending is rather abrupt), but I'm also not a big paranormal reader, so the fact that I liked it says quite a bit (in my opinion).
Grade = B
As incredible as this is going to sound, I've never actually read Robin Schone before. Her story, The Men and Women's Club, was eye-opening. It's also part of a series, which made it kind of a mixed bag because I do feel like I "missed" some stuff being completely unfamiliar with the previous book in the series.
Joseph Manning is a professor and Ardelle Dennison the first female publicist for the London Museum. They are also members of The Men and Women's Club, which Joseph founded for inquiring adults to discuss their desires and intimate secrets. Something happens in the previous book and there's a trial coming up, leading Joseph and Ardelle to a confrontation. Ardelle is complicated, a bit standoffish, some say cold, and two years previously she divested Joseph of his virginity. It's been two years, he's been celibate since, and practically burning for her.
This whole story is basically one giant trigger warning, so I'm going to include spoilers. Ardelle is career-driven and ambitious, and she's the first female publicist in the history of the London Museum. To get this plum job? Yeah, sexual harassment. It's also later revealed that her father sexually abused her (no penetration and clothes stayed on, but yes it was abuse) and her mother basically made Ardelle feel dirty for her husband's vile behavior. So yeah, Ardelle has issues.
But Schone doesn't spare Joseph who also has his own dark secrets involving boarding school (because of course he does). Basically Joseph likes a bit of pain with his pleasure. There's also some mild humiliation going on between Ardelle and Joseph that they both get off on.
Look, I'm making this sound really unsavory - and it is. But Schone writes with a maturity that's hard to ignore. She also writes the most challenging story in this anthology and part of the reason I've always been drawn to erotic writing in general is because I like to be challenged. I like it when authors explore societal mores and norms, challenge those mores and norms, and in turn challenge the reader. Is this story one I would recommend? Lord, I don't know. But there's a captivating quality to it that I cannot deny. I'm going to ding this one mostly because it doesn't stand-alone (at all) - but it had that deer in the headlights effect on me, so that's a win.
Grade = C+
This was a completely mixed bag for me, most of it falling on the not-good end of the spectrum. Howver, the Walker story was engaging and the Schone story reminded me that, more often than that, when erotic romance works for me it's written by someone with that Old School joie de vivre.
Overall Grade = C
Friday, September 14, 2018
Reminder: #TBRChallenge Day Is September 19!
Hey, hey, hey! For those of you participating in the 2018 #TBRChallenge, a reminder that your commentary is "due" on Wednesday, September 19. The theme this month is Historical.
Ah, my first love when it comes to romance sub genres - although admittedly this theme seemed like a better idea 8 months ago before I hit a historical slump. So what to do if you either 1) don't feel like reading a historical or 2) just don't care for historicals? Hey, no problem! Remember that the themes are optional and really, you can read whatever you want. The whole point of the TBR Challenge is to read something that has been languishing in your TBR.
Reminders:
1) If you're participating via social media, remember to use the #TBRChallenge hashtag
and
2) You can get further details and links to all the blogs participating on the 2018 TBR Challenge Information Page.
Monday, September 10, 2018
Review: A Dark and Stormy Murder
When most romance readers were cutting their reading teeth on Woodiwiss, Rogers, Roberts, Deveraux and Garwood - I was reading mysteries and Gothics (for the suspense, not for the hints of romance). I read my fair share of gore (hello, Patricia Cornwell), but I tended to naturally gravitate towards "less graphic" authors like Mary Higgins Clark, Sue Grafton and Marcia Muller - and cozies. I used to love cozy mysteries. But over time either cozies changed or I did and I basically stopped reading them (outside of one or two authors). But nostalgia, it gets the better of me and in a bid to find new cozy writers I might enjoy I downloaded a few from NetGalley - only to leave them languishing. My romance reading being lackluster of late, and mysteries being the one thing keeping my attention at the moment, I decided to unearth A Dark and Stormy Murder by Julia Buckley, the first book in her Writer's Apprentice series.
Lena London is an out-of-work 20-something who has just broken up with her boyfriend. So you can't really blame the woman for rereading her favorite Camilla Graham Gothic with her cat, Lestrade, by her side. That's when she gets a phone call from her BFF Allison, who is now married and living in idyllic Blue Lake, Indiana. Turns out Allison is in the same knitting group as Camilla Graham and after reading Lena's dissertation on her work, Camilla offers her a trial job as her brand new assistant! Say no more! Lena packs her bags, and her cat, and heads to Blue Lake.
It doesn't take long for Lena to set the local gossip mill into overdrive. First, she befriends the local police chief, the most eligible bachelor in town. Then she's seen chatting up the local recluse, a man whose wife "disappeared" and everyone suspects he murdered her. As if that weren't enough? The dead body of a directionless local man is found on Camilla's property and Lena had seen him arguing with another man in the local hardware store that very morning. Oh the shenanigans!
Let's start with the good. I really liked the premise of this series. Lena has her own ambitions to write, and Camilla needs someone to do all the regular "personal assistant" stuff along with some collaboration work. Lena knows her work so intimately, it's really the perfect arrangement. It would be like Teenage Wendy getting to live and work with Barbara Michaels.
While the book is easy reading, and I plowed through it in a day, I realized that cozy mysteries haven't changed all that much, rather, I have. I also had the epiphany that cozy mysteries are to the mystery genre as small town contemporaries are to romance. They occupy an idealized (and white bread) world view that doesn't exist. Reading this book was a bit like reading about an alternate universe. Lena just instinctively KNOWS that her reclusive new neighbor didn't kill his wife and leaps to his defense faster than you can say Pollyanna. Everything is very cutesy and quaint to the point where the only thing missing from the town of Blue Lake is a cupcake shop or a yarn store. I can take this sort of thing in small doses but in single titles it gets on my nerves. Even the idea that a secondary character is rumored to have experimented with pot smoking is written in a wide-eyed gasping sort of way (I went to college, I've lived in California for over a decade, pot stopped being scandalous to me over 20 years ago).
But, look, I get it. There are some who judge readers harshly for reading books of this ilk, but I'm not one of them. Hey, when the world is literally on fire all around us, with fresh new horrors served up daily (heck, in some cases hourly!) - there's something oddly comforting about escaping to Mayberry RFD. Putting their head in the sand? Maybe. But if it brings readers some small measure of escape and enjoyment, by all means - have at it. Don't mind me, I'll be over here reading a Tropetastic Harlequin Presents.
So while this doesn't seem to be "my thing" anymore, I can appreciate that it's a good idea for a series premise and if you like cozy mysteries (in other words, you're not excessively grumpy like me), then you might like this one.
Final Grade = C
Lena London is an out-of-work 20-something who has just broken up with her boyfriend. So you can't really blame the woman for rereading her favorite Camilla Graham Gothic with her cat, Lestrade, by her side. That's when she gets a phone call from her BFF Allison, who is now married and living in idyllic Blue Lake, Indiana. Turns out Allison is in the same knitting group as Camilla Graham and after reading Lena's dissertation on her work, Camilla offers her a trial job as her brand new assistant! Say no more! Lena packs her bags, and her cat, and heads to Blue Lake.
It doesn't take long for Lena to set the local gossip mill into overdrive. First, she befriends the local police chief, the most eligible bachelor in town. Then she's seen chatting up the local recluse, a man whose wife "disappeared" and everyone suspects he murdered her. As if that weren't enough? The dead body of a directionless local man is found on Camilla's property and Lena had seen him arguing with another man in the local hardware store that very morning. Oh the shenanigans!
Let's start with the good. I really liked the premise of this series. Lena has her own ambitions to write, and Camilla needs someone to do all the regular "personal assistant" stuff along with some collaboration work. Lena knows her work so intimately, it's really the perfect arrangement. It would be like Teenage Wendy getting to live and work with Barbara Michaels.
While the book is easy reading, and I plowed through it in a day, I realized that cozy mysteries haven't changed all that much, rather, I have. I also had the epiphany that cozy mysteries are to the mystery genre as small town contemporaries are to romance. They occupy an idealized (and white bread) world view that doesn't exist. Reading this book was a bit like reading about an alternate universe. Lena just instinctively KNOWS that her reclusive new neighbor didn't kill his wife and leaps to his defense faster than you can say Pollyanna. Everything is very cutesy and quaint to the point where the only thing missing from the town of Blue Lake is a cupcake shop or a yarn store. I can take this sort of thing in small doses but in single titles it gets on my nerves. Even the idea that a secondary character is rumored to have experimented with pot smoking is written in a wide-eyed gasping sort of way (I went to college, I've lived in California for over a decade, pot stopped being scandalous to me over 20 years ago).
But, look, I get it. There are some who judge readers harshly for reading books of this ilk, but I'm not one of them. Hey, when the world is literally on fire all around us, with fresh new horrors served up daily (heck, in some cases hourly!) - there's something oddly comforting about escaping to Mayberry RFD. Putting their head in the sand? Maybe. But if it brings readers some small measure of escape and enjoyment, by all means - have at it. Don't mind me, I'll be over here reading a Tropetastic Harlequin Presents.
So while this doesn't seem to be "my thing" anymore, I can appreciate that it's a good idea for a series premise and if you like cozy mysteries (in other words, you're not excessively grumpy like me), then you might like this one.
Final Grade = C
Monday, September 3, 2018
Review: From Governess to Countess
From Governess to Countess by Marguerite Kaye is the first book her Matches Made in Scandal series and, on paper, it's loaded with Wendy Catnip. There's a heroine hiding away, licking her wounds following a scandal; a hero bowing under the weight of obligation he thought he had dodged; the political shenanigan-laden backdrop that is Russian politics (seriously, it doesn't matter the time period - although this book is set post Napoleonic Wars); and what should have been a compelling mystery. And yet somehow, after a really intriguing set-up, it all falls strangely flat.
Allison Galbraith was raised by her grandmother and is a skilled herbalist. She had a thriving practice - until the death of a child and a doctor determined to protect his reputation and standing threw her under the proverbial bus. Being a woman, making her own way in the world, has meant Allison has had to scrap and fight for her livelihood and now the scandal rags are painting her as a Jezebel harlot of loose morals. So yes, she's hiding. Then a mysterious woman, only known as "The Procurer," knocks on her door with a business proposition. Her client has need of a skilled herbalist who can also pose as a governess to his brother's three orphaned children. Allison, hearing the voice of her chastising Scottish grandmother in her ear, takes the opportunity presented and runs with it.
She arrives in St. Petersburg to meet her new employer Count Aleksei Derevenko. Up until recently Aleksei was fighting Napolean, a military career something he could indulge given he's "the spare." Then he gets word that his older brother has died and a few short days later is followed in death by his wife. His two nieces and nephew are now orphans, and against all logic his brother has named him the children's guardian - a task Aleksei is completely unsuited for. Adding to his troubles, Aleksei is convinced his brother's death was no accident and he's not sure who he can trust in the gossipy hot-bed that is St. Petersburg society. He suspects his brother may have been poisoned and he needs an outsider with a good cover story to help him investigate. So he turns to The Procurer who in turn offers up Allison.
I loved the set-up of this story. The Procurer is so mysterious we never learn her name (she will get her own romance down the road!) and she's this intriguing cross between Regency-era concierge and "fixer." She doesn't get her hands dirty in this story - she's the one who makes the introductions, pairing up two people who can mutually benefit each other. It's really a clever idea for a series.
However after the intriguing set-up things start to bog down. Kaye falls a bit in love with her setting, which is understandable, but it all tends to slow down the pacing of the story. The simplest way to put it would be it lacks urgency. As romance readers we're well versed in gossipy London drawing rooms and snide comments at balls - trust me when I saw it's child's play to the intrigue that surrounded the Russian Czarist court. And there's very little of that here. Outside of Allison and Aleksei attending a ball at the Winter Palace, most of this story takes place at Aleksei's palace with him taking off to talk to people and investigate while Allison reins in the kidlets and tackles the mystery of the possible poisoning. For a book set in St. Petersburg, it's a rather insular story with very little courtly shenanigans to spice up the proceedings.
And that's probably where my disappointment lies. Because while the mystery itself is fairly straight-forward I think the promise of St. Petersburg as a setting had me expecting something "more." More cloak and dagger. More "who can you trust?" More subterfuge. And, in the end, while the author writes the more realistic denouement, my desire to see high treason and political shenanigans is thwarted.
The romance itself is nice but never really elevates itself to high passion, but I did appreciate how the author paired up two people bowing under the weight of expectations and societal norms. I liked that the hero understood the heroine's drive and "calling" in her chosen profession and I liked how the heroine helps the hero find a little bit of himself. It isn't the most compelling romance Kaye's written, but it's...nice. Though I realize that sounds damning with faint praise.
In the end this was a pleasant if not entirely memorable read for me. The premise of the series is dynamite however, and the concept that a woman in the Regency era could fill the role that The Procurer does hits all of my sweet spots. This wasn't love at first sight, but I'll be reading the next book in the series.
Final Grade = C+
Allison Galbraith was raised by her grandmother and is a skilled herbalist. She had a thriving practice - until the death of a child and a doctor determined to protect his reputation and standing threw her under the proverbial bus. Being a woman, making her own way in the world, has meant Allison has had to scrap and fight for her livelihood and now the scandal rags are painting her as a Jezebel harlot of loose morals. So yes, she's hiding. Then a mysterious woman, only known as "The Procurer," knocks on her door with a business proposition. Her client has need of a skilled herbalist who can also pose as a governess to his brother's three orphaned children. Allison, hearing the voice of her chastising Scottish grandmother in her ear, takes the opportunity presented and runs with it.
She arrives in St. Petersburg to meet her new employer Count Aleksei Derevenko. Up until recently Aleksei was fighting Napolean, a military career something he could indulge given he's "the spare." Then he gets word that his older brother has died and a few short days later is followed in death by his wife. His two nieces and nephew are now orphans, and against all logic his brother has named him the children's guardian - a task Aleksei is completely unsuited for. Adding to his troubles, Aleksei is convinced his brother's death was no accident and he's not sure who he can trust in the gossipy hot-bed that is St. Petersburg society. He suspects his brother may have been poisoned and he needs an outsider with a good cover story to help him investigate. So he turns to The Procurer who in turn offers up Allison.
I loved the set-up of this story. The Procurer is so mysterious we never learn her name (she will get her own romance down the road!) and she's this intriguing cross between Regency-era concierge and "fixer." She doesn't get her hands dirty in this story - she's the one who makes the introductions, pairing up two people who can mutually benefit each other. It's really a clever idea for a series.
However after the intriguing set-up things start to bog down. Kaye falls a bit in love with her setting, which is understandable, but it all tends to slow down the pacing of the story. The simplest way to put it would be it lacks urgency. As romance readers we're well versed in gossipy London drawing rooms and snide comments at balls - trust me when I saw it's child's play to the intrigue that surrounded the Russian Czarist court. And there's very little of that here. Outside of Allison and Aleksei attending a ball at the Winter Palace, most of this story takes place at Aleksei's palace with him taking off to talk to people and investigate while Allison reins in the kidlets and tackles the mystery of the possible poisoning. For a book set in St. Petersburg, it's a rather insular story with very little courtly shenanigans to spice up the proceedings.
And that's probably where my disappointment lies. Because while the mystery itself is fairly straight-forward I think the promise of St. Petersburg as a setting had me expecting something "more." More cloak and dagger. More "who can you trust?" More subterfuge. And, in the end, while the author writes the more realistic denouement, my desire to see high treason and political shenanigans is thwarted.
The romance itself is nice but never really elevates itself to high passion, but I did appreciate how the author paired up two people bowing under the weight of expectations and societal norms. I liked that the hero understood the heroine's drive and "calling" in her chosen profession and I liked how the heroine helps the hero find a little bit of himself. It isn't the most compelling romance Kaye's written, but it's...nice. Though I realize that sounds damning with faint praise.
In the end this was a pleasant if not entirely memorable read for me. The premise of the series is dynamite however, and the concept that a woman in the Regency era could fill the role that The Procurer does hits all of my sweet spots. This wasn't love at first sight, but I'll be reading the next book in the series.
Final Grade = C+
Thursday, August 30, 2018
Mini-Reviews: Rebekah Roberts Series
I have two sisters and I would classify them both as binge-readers. I always have a book going. They go months without reading one and then whamo! They read like 12 in a month. Lil' Sis (Lemon Drop's Mom for longtime blog followers...) joined the Summer Reading Program at her local library when she signed my niece up and proceeded to burn through the books (figuratively, not literally). Invisible City is one of those books she tore through and recommended that I read. And here we are. I'm now caught up on the series to date.
Invisible City by Julia Dahl is the first book in the series and introduces the reader to Rebekah Roberts, a young (early 20s) reporter for the New York Tribune (think New York Post). Rebekah is a stringer - which means she goes where the paper sends her, she digs up details on a breaking story and phones it in to the desk for someone else to write. She's sent to a scrap yard where the body of a young woman has been found, discarded like trash. Turns out the woman is from the insulated Hasidic Jewish community, which is already closing ranks. The whole story is challenging enough but then Rebekah meets Saul Katz, a cop, who tells her she "looks just like her mother." Shocking since Rebekah's mother, also a Hasidic Jew, left the community to be with Rebekah's father, only to abandon her lover and newborn baby without a word. As in, they have no idea if she's alive, dead, what the heck happened to her, abandoned.
As Rebekah works the story she finds herself learning more about her mother, a woman who has cast a long shadow and shaped her life by her very disappearance. Dahl has taken a very women's fiction idea (a heroine coming to peace with her mother) and woven it into a mystery novel. The world-building is very good, although Rebekah is a green reporter who makes some seriously bone-headed decisions in this book (my biggest gripe here). But she's young and green and it's totally believable that she would make wrong moves as she's emotionally being battered by the ghost of Mommy Dearest. Grade = B-
Run You Down picks up immediately where Invisible City left off and people, this book! It's one of those incredibly shocking with the benefit of hindsight books. It takes place during the Obama administration and white supremacists end up playing a hefty roll in the plot. Given current affairs (see: Charlottesville...) Dahl comes off looking like a genius or someone who can see into the future (this was published in 2015).
A Hasidic man comes to see Rebekah. He lives in upstate New York and his wife was found dead in their bathtub. Everyone said it's a suicide because *gasp* she was on anti-depressants (a HUGE stigma in the community). But he cannot believe it. His wife would never abandon their infant son. So he begs Rebekah to look into it, which she does. And once again, the ghost of her mother is lurking in the shadows.
The author moves between alternating points of view in this story - giving us present day Rebekah as she works the story and her mother, Aviva, who tells the story of her past, how she came to abandon her daughter, and what her life has become. Eventually both narratives collide, chickens come home to roost, and daughter finally meets her mother.
The dual narrative took some time for me to sink into, mostly because I was more interested in the mystery than in Aviva's point of view. But once the author begins weaving the threads together, the suspense ratchets up and the ending is explosive, shocking, and upsetting. White supremacists are involved, so that should give you the clue that things get very ugly, and no one is going to walk away unscathed. Final Grade = B
As challenging and thought-provoking as Run You Down was, Conviction was at times an uglier read. Rebekah is at loose ends, dissatisfied with work at The Trib following the events of the previous book. She meets a woman who runs a crime blog who tells her she gets hundreds of letters from prisoners begging her to write about their cases. Rebekah is looking for a story that isn't tabloid trash and reads some of those letters. That's when she finds one sent by DeShawn Perkins, who as a teenager was convicted of the savage murders of his foster parents and toddler foster sister while they slept in bed in the summer of 1992. DeShawn says he didn't do it, but what he claims was a coerced confession and an eye witness sealed his fate. What catches Rebekah's eye about this letter? One of the original officers on the case was none other than Saul Katz.
We have dual timelines with this story: 1992 when Saul and his partner catch the case and present day as Rebekah starts to dig. What's coloring the edges of this story is the fact that in DeShawn's Crown Heights neighborhood in 1991 there was a riot ignited by tensions between the Hasidic Jewish community and Black residents. The murder of DeShawn's family just one year after those riots changes everything for him with the consequences reverberating 20 years later.
Again, I wasn't as enamored with the dual narrative structure here but it's important because it unfolds DeShawn's story and sets the stage for Rebekah's digging into it in 2017. What soon becomes evident is that there's plenty of blame to go around and it will unearth secrets that many people would love to see stay buried. I'm not going to lie, this is an upsetting read. In part because it shows us that gray area where "good people" make horrible choices based on the idea that "well, so what about that guy, he's not my problem." There's an inhumanity here that is upsetting in it's subtlety and Dahl unearths all the ugly racism and prejudices that can lurk below the surface, undetected, until they either boil over or someone takes the lid off the pot to send it into the atmosphere. It's not an easy read but it's compelling and remarkable. Grade = B+
Genre fiction (of all stripes) tends to get labelled as fluffy, brain candy more often than not. This trilogy is a perfect example of how something as "entertaining" as genre fiction can also be thought-provoking. These are the sorts of mysteries that you could recommend to someone who says, "I only read serious fiction!" or to a book club group who sniffs disdainfully at your leisure reading. There's a lot to unpack in all three of these stories, and read as a set of three, it's a fine achievement.
The last book came out in 2017 and I hope the author isn't finished with Rebekah. She sets things up in the final book that could take her heroine off into some interesting directions and it seems a shame to waste such a lovely series idea. But, Dahl is also a journalist so - who knows?
I know this blog is mostly read by romance readers, and I will say that while Rebekah does date, there's really no romantic story arcs to be found in these books. That said, there's a lovely friendship between Rebekah and her roommate, along with all that baggage to unpack with Mommy Dearest. While the books are challenging reads, justice and the truth do come out in the end - but not without collateral damage.
Invisible City by Julia Dahl is the first book in the series and introduces the reader to Rebekah Roberts, a young (early 20s) reporter for the New York Tribune (think New York Post). Rebekah is a stringer - which means she goes where the paper sends her, she digs up details on a breaking story and phones it in to the desk for someone else to write. She's sent to a scrap yard where the body of a young woman has been found, discarded like trash. Turns out the woman is from the insulated Hasidic Jewish community, which is already closing ranks. The whole story is challenging enough but then Rebekah meets Saul Katz, a cop, who tells her she "looks just like her mother." Shocking since Rebekah's mother, also a Hasidic Jew, left the community to be with Rebekah's father, only to abandon her lover and newborn baby without a word. As in, they have no idea if she's alive, dead, what the heck happened to her, abandoned.
As Rebekah works the story she finds herself learning more about her mother, a woman who has cast a long shadow and shaped her life by her very disappearance. Dahl has taken a very women's fiction idea (a heroine coming to peace with her mother) and woven it into a mystery novel. The world-building is very good, although Rebekah is a green reporter who makes some seriously bone-headed decisions in this book (my biggest gripe here). But she's young and green and it's totally believable that she would make wrong moves as she's emotionally being battered by the ghost of Mommy Dearest. Grade = B-
Run You Down picks up immediately where Invisible City left off and people, this book! It's one of those incredibly shocking with the benefit of hindsight books. It takes place during the Obama administration and white supremacists end up playing a hefty roll in the plot. Given current affairs (see: Charlottesville...) Dahl comes off looking like a genius or someone who can see into the future (this was published in 2015).
A Hasidic man comes to see Rebekah. He lives in upstate New York and his wife was found dead in their bathtub. Everyone said it's a suicide because *gasp* she was on anti-depressants (a HUGE stigma in the community). But he cannot believe it. His wife would never abandon their infant son. So he begs Rebekah to look into it, which she does. And once again, the ghost of her mother is lurking in the shadows.
The author moves between alternating points of view in this story - giving us present day Rebekah as she works the story and her mother, Aviva, who tells the story of her past, how she came to abandon her daughter, and what her life has become. Eventually both narratives collide, chickens come home to roost, and daughter finally meets her mother.
The dual narrative took some time for me to sink into, mostly because I was more interested in the mystery than in Aviva's point of view. But once the author begins weaving the threads together, the suspense ratchets up and the ending is explosive, shocking, and upsetting. White supremacists are involved, so that should give you the clue that things get very ugly, and no one is going to walk away unscathed. Final Grade = B
As challenging and thought-provoking as Run You Down was, Conviction was at times an uglier read. Rebekah is at loose ends, dissatisfied with work at The Trib following the events of the previous book. She meets a woman who runs a crime blog who tells her she gets hundreds of letters from prisoners begging her to write about their cases. Rebekah is looking for a story that isn't tabloid trash and reads some of those letters. That's when she finds one sent by DeShawn Perkins, who as a teenager was convicted of the savage murders of his foster parents and toddler foster sister while they slept in bed in the summer of 1992. DeShawn says he didn't do it, but what he claims was a coerced confession and an eye witness sealed his fate. What catches Rebekah's eye about this letter? One of the original officers on the case was none other than Saul Katz.
We have dual timelines with this story: 1992 when Saul and his partner catch the case and present day as Rebekah starts to dig. What's coloring the edges of this story is the fact that in DeShawn's Crown Heights neighborhood in 1991 there was a riot ignited by tensions between the Hasidic Jewish community and Black residents. The murder of DeShawn's family just one year after those riots changes everything for him with the consequences reverberating 20 years later.
Again, I wasn't as enamored with the dual narrative structure here but it's important because it unfolds DeShawn's story and sets the stage for Rebekah's digging into it in 2017. What soon becomes evident is that there's plenty of blame to go around and it will unearth secrets that many people would love to see stay buried. I'm not going to lie, this is an upsetting read. In part because it shows us that gray area where "good people" make horrible choices based on the idea that "well, so what about that guy, he's not my problem." There's an inhumanity here that is upsetting in it's subtlety and Dahl unearths all the ugly racism and prejudices that can lurk below the surface, undetected, until they either boil over or someone takes the lid off the pot to send it into the atmosphere. It's not an easy read but it's compelling and remarkable. Grade = B+
Genre fiction (of all stripes) tends to get labelled as fluffy, brain candy more often than not. This trilogy is a perfect example of how something as "entertaining" as genre fiction can also be thought-provoking. These are the sorts of mysteries that you could recommend to someone who says, "I only read serious fiction!" or to a book club group who sniffs disdainfully at your leisure reading. There's a lot to unpack in all three of these stories, and read as a set of three, it's a fine achievement.
The last book came out in 2017 and I hope the author isn't finished with Rebekah. She sets things up in the final book that could take her heroine off into some interesting directions and it seems a shame to waste such a lovely series idea. But, Dahl is also a journalist so - who knows?
I know this blog is mostly read by romance readers, and I will say that while Rebekah does date, there's really no romantic story arcs to be found in these books. That said, there's a lovely friendship between Rebekah and her roommate, along with all that baggage to unpack with Mommy Dearest. While the books are challenging reads, justice and the truth do come out in the end - but not without collateral damage.
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