Sunday, June 13, 2010

Random Romance Sunday: Colonial Chick In Pants

The Book: Swampfire by Patricia Potter

The Particulars: Harlequin Historical #6 (!), 1988, Out of Print

The Blurb:
A dangerous game

Defying her Tory father, Samantha Chatham donned a boyish masquerade and joined the notorious raiders tormenting the British in the Carolina swamps. Caught in the trap of her own deception, Samantha struggled with her longing for her ruggedly handsome partisan commander Connor O'Neill -- the one man who must never learn her true identity.

When Connor uncovered the beautiful woman beneath Samantha's shapeless garments, a passion ignited -- one neither of them could control. But his thirst for revenge threatened to destroy their precious bond... for Connor O'Neill had unknowingly fallen in love with his sworn enemy.
Is It In Wendy's TBR?: Nope, it's not. Further proof I don't own every Harlequin Historical ever published.

Any Reviews?: Looks like Mira reprinted this back in 1995, and you can find three Amazon customer reviews (two 5-stars, one 4-stars) there. Other than that? Not really. Although according to my mad Internet skillz, Potter won a Georgia Romance Writers' Maggie Award and an RT Reviewer's Choice Award for this, her debut book.

Anything Else?: Swampfire is a treasure trove of polarizing romance novel tropes. Hero bent on revenge? Check. Chick In Pants With Daddy Issues? Check. But, it's also a colonial, which is a time period that has a loyal (and hungry) following in Romancelandia. Here's the thing I've noticed about that setting: readers either really love it or they're totally indifferent to it. I'm firmly in the Indifferent Camp, admittedly because it's a time period in American history that doesn't really "cook" for me like early frontier (French and Indian War), post-Civil War, and late Victorian/early Edwardian.

The other thing that struck me about this book? The author quote from Elizabeth Kary on the front cover. Who the heck is Elizabeth Kary?!, I pondered. Turns out it's none other than Elizabeth Grayson who is well represented in my TBR Mountain Range. I have officially learned my one new thing for the day.

Ahem, anywho....

Potter has had a pretty amazing writing career with a variety of sub genres under her belt. For those of you who lurve her westerns, be sure to look for her first historical Harlequin Blaze title, The Lawman in September.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

eBook Review: Song Of Seduction

I'm a simple girl, with simple tastes. A meat and potatoes girl, if you will. I'm not going to scoff at an eight-course meal, expertly presented - but I'm just as happy to settle in for a good steak, cooked to perfection (medium, thankyouverymuch) and a falling apart baked potato with plenty of butter and sour cream. Authors who consistently deliver "meat and potatoes" in novel form tend to keep me happy and satisfied. Then there are authors like Carrie Lofty who is, I'm beginning to believe, incapable of giving the reader "just meat and potatoes." No, it's an eight-course meal or nothing at all. With Song Of Seduction, readers should prepare to settle in, savor every morsel, and be at the restaurant for a while.

Eight years ago, as his mentor lay dying, Arie De Voss transcribed the man's final musical contribution to the world and promptly claimed it as his own. Love And Freedom gave him fame, allowed him to secure patrons and work, but that one act by a desperate man, is now casting a long shadow. Now living in Salzburg, Arie is hard at work composing a new symphony. A masterpiece that will, hopefully, cleanse his soul.

Mathilda Heidel is a prodigy on the violin, but holds that fact a closely guarded secret. Desperate for a respectable, proper existence, she abandoned her gift to marry a perfectly respectable doctor, a man she was not in love with. When he is tragically murdered, she goes to live with the Venner's. Lord Venner, a gifted politician, and his lovely wife, Ingrid, who is like a sister to Tilda. It's through the Venner's patronage that Tilda meets her musical idol, Arie De Voss. A man she has dreamed of, a man whose music has touched her soul. However it comes as a bit of a surprise to realize the man is nothing like the idea of him she placed on a very high pedestal. Be that as it may, he awakens her passion for the violin, and lessons begin. Lessons in music, lessons in passion, lessons in love, and more importantly, lessons in truth.

Let's get this out of the way up front: this is not a book you can abandon after the first 20, or even 50, pages if it fails to engage. The author is setting out to seduce the reader through the music and the characters, and frankly, that takes time. If you suffer from a short attention span, or are in a mood for "fast-paced," Song Of Seduction is going to be a slog of a read. It's a story designed to be savored. Slowly. Every morsel to be thoughtfully chewed and reflected upon. To illustrate this point, the author employs descriptive passages to weave a spell. As the reader, we can't hear the music, but we feel it. We feel it as a slow burn coursing through the characters' veins. As Arie seduces Tilda with his music, she seduces him with her violin.

The use of descriptive passages, the slow unfolding of the romance, did make the first half a slow starter for me. I struggled with this story for a while, unsure of how I truly felt about it, until I realized how truly remarkable and different it is. First, we have the backdrop of 1804 Salzburg, which the author spends time introducing us to. Then there's the fact that the heroine acts like one would expect a heroine in 1804 to act. I'm not a massive stickler for historical accuracy (::snort:: hardly), but even I get annoyed after a while with 19th century heroines who behave like hoydens, throw themselves at the hero, and toss up their skirts without so much as a by your leave. Everything a woman did, even the seemingly mundane, had consequences. One small step out of line, and you were branded. So being a violin prodigy, a widow with a tragic past, would be enough to brand Tilda as scandalous, and even worse. She's a woman haunted by the shadow of gossip, a woman willing to deny who she really is because of her desire to be perfectly ordinary. The problem being, of course, that she's anything but.

Arie is a bit more of a mysterious character than Tilda, and it takes a while to get a firm grip on the guy. He's talented in his own right, but haunted by that one fateful decision. His interpersonal skills are atrocious, but he finds he has to make nice with others if he wants to make a living with his music. He's captivated by Tilda, but is uncomfortable with her idolization. For her part, Tilda may idolize Arie, but she quickly learns that the man is, most of the time, insufferable. It's through the music that they find their way to each other, and through the music that they fall in love. When the truth (his and hers) comes spilling out, they are also, in part, healed by that music.

This is a hard book to assign a grade too. I've waffled on it quite a bit. The slow start had this one sitting around a C+/B- for a while. But as the author peeled back the layers, challenged her characters, revealed more of them, I realized how remarkable this story is. The interesting setting, the heroine who behaves like someone I'd expect to exist in 1804, the temperamental and musically gifted hero, and most importantly, the passion. True, unadulterated, pure passion. While one would think that's a given in every romance novel, it takes a story like Song Of Seduction for one to realize, that sadly, passion isn't always in abundant supply. So for all those reasons and probably a few more I haven't thought of yet....

Final Grade = B+

Song of Seduction is a digital-only release from Carina Press. It can be purchased at Amazon (Kindle), B&N (nook), and direct from the publisher (PDF and EPUB).

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Top Five: Romance Paperbacks

We're winding up the end of our fiscal year around the office, which means Wendy has been ordering an obscene amount of books in order to spend every last penny. I've also been trying to pre-order as much as possible since it looks like next fiscal year is going to suck hardcore. Best to pre-order as much as I can now while I still have a few farthings to spend. Anywho, since I've been on a bit of a paperback spending spree, I thought now would be a good time to highlight the Top 5 Romance Paperback Originals in my library system according to the length of the wait list. Here they are:


Savor the Moment by Nora Roberts - Seriously, this shocks no one with two brain cells to rub together. It's Nora, it's the third book in a series, these books have been breathlessly beautiful to gaze upon, and did I mention it's Nora?








Married By Morning by Lisa Kleypas - The sad truth is that I don't order nearly as many paperbacks as a library system my size should be ordering. However, what kills me, is that prior to my tenure, not even a thimble-full of titles were getting in system, and those that were added came via donations. It especially kills me for authors like Kleypas, who always has a strong showing for us. Seriously, only Nora is standing in her way of the top spot.





Darkness Within by Kinley MacGregor/Sherrilyn Kenyon - I actually ordered this one ages ago, and turns out the publication date got pushed back to October 26, 2010. Which means I just fired off an e-mail to our acquisitions department to make sure this order doesn't get canceled. Little known library factoid: if you preorder too far in advance, your order tends to get canceled. Which is why I try to adhere to the 1-3 month advance. Saves me and those in purchasing quite a bit of aggravation, although I'm sure library patrons would love to put their name on a wait list some 9 months out for certain titles.



Blood Born by Linda Howard & Linda Jones - You know, I've seen a few, but given the sheer volume of Linda Howard fangirls floating around the Interwebs, I'm surprised I haven't seen a bazillion reviews for this one. Are some of you jumping off the bandwagon? Or are you just "over" paranormal? And seriously, how much body oil did they rub that cover model down with?






Rule's Bride by Kat Martin - This is the final book in Martin's Bride trilogy, a series that has gained momentum for us with each release. I do recall the first book generated a modest waiting list, but I suspect more readers got snagged as they stumbled across the first two books sitting on new book shelves. Martin's been around forever, but I'd be lying if I didn't say the strong showing for this trilogy even surprises me just a tinch. But only a tinch....

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Random Romance Sunday: A Virgin In The Hayloft

The Book: Sheik's Promise by Carole Howey

The Particulars: Love Spell, 1994, Out of Print

The Blurb:
A RUN FOR THE ROSES

Allyn Cameron had never been accused of being a Southern belle. Whether running her own saloon or competing in the Rapid City Steeplechase, the brazen beauty knew the thrill of victory and banked on winning. No man would take anything she possessed--not her business, not her horse, and especially not her virtue-- without the fight of his life.

An expert on horseflesh and women, Josh Manners desired only the best in both. Sent to buy Allyn's one-of-a-kind colt, he made it his mission to tame the thoroughbred's owner. But his efforts to win Allyn for his personal stable failed miserably when she roped, corralled, and, branded him with her scorching passion.

Is It In Wendy's TBR?: Uh, no.

Any Reviews?: Just a completely unhelpful and vague 1-star Amazon customer review. C'mon people. If a book is bad enough to earn a 1-star rating, you can froth at the mouth a bit and give me some gory details. Just sayin'.

Oh, and while I didn't find a review for this one in RT's archives, they did give the follow-up book, Sheik's Glory, 3 stars.

Anything Else?: You know how you can sometimes read a back cover blurb and just know a book would drive you batshit crazy if you tried to read it? That was my reaction here. The heroine runs and owns a saloon, nobody would accuse her of being a "Southern belle," (so not a snooty-tooty ladee) and yet there's that word "virtue" tossed in there that makes me think "Virgin ahoy!" Sorry. Nothing against virgins, but trying to picture one running and operating her own saloon in the Old West causes my brain to melt a little bit.

Also, I'm totally confused by the "Sheik" in this title. It's a western. I mean, how likely is it the hero is a sheik? Not very. So I'm going to guess that the horse's name is "Sheik." Which would make sense if it's some Arabian thoroughbred. But talk about misleading. Maybe Love Spell was hoping to not only snag western readers with this one, but also Sheik-lovin' hero readers who would buy this one without looking closely at the plot description....

And is that a little heart dotting the "i" in Sheik?! If the couple copulating in the hayloft doesn't scream "romance novel!" to the reader, that cutesy lil' heart surely will. Barf. I think I need to lie down and put a cool cloth on my forehead now....

Friday, June 4, 2010

The Month That Was May 2010

No, I'm still not over it. I'm currently working through the Kubler-Ross 5 Stages of Grief. Denial was fleeting (oh no he DIDN'T!), Anger hung on for a while, I skipped right over Bargaining and am now firmly entrenched in Depression. Honestly, I'm not sure Acceptance will ever come, mostly because this perfect game was what I was going to hang my hat on for the rest of the season. The wild card is coming out of the AL East (you can take that to the bank) and my team has been nothing if not consistent when it comes to losing to the Twins.

::Sigh::


But, on the bright side - look at my Armando. Isn't he a cutie-patootie? And he's now got a shiny red Corvette convertible from General Motors to drive around in.

Now, on to books. Even with the Super Librarian Parental Units in town the first part of the month, I managed to get 9 books read. It helped that the majority were category romances I agreed to read for an RWA chapter contest. So, for that reason, the recaps on those books will be....not as thorough. As in, no grades. But I'll do my best to convey my thoughts so y'all get the gist. Here we go!

Bride Of The Living Dead by Lynne Murray, Contemporary Chick Lit, 2010, Grade = B
  • Chick Lit about a "fat girl" who finds her Prince Charming, and in a moment of insanity, lets her parents talk her into letting her anorexic sister help plan the wedding. Light and fluffy, featuring an unconventional heroine.
A Convenient Proposition by Cindy Gerard, Silhouette Desire, 2006, Grade = D-
  • My read for Keishon's TBR Challenge almost made my brain bleed. Instead of growing a spine, heroine runs back to her hometown and lucks out when the sugary Beta hero steps in to fix her entire life. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Knocked-Up Heroine, Beta Hero Who Can Cook, Big Secret.
Accidental Cinderella by Nancy Robards Thompson, Silhouette Special Edition, 2009
  • Heroine lands a job on a Food Network-like cooking show thanks to her BFF (who just happens to be a princess). There she runs up against the celebrity chef hero, who is licking his wounds over his ex-wife and a scandal that has rocked his career. Worth a look for Harlequin Presents fans, since this one had a lot of similarities to that line (but way lighter on the sex - hey, this is a SSE). Not a book I would have picked up on my own, but this one was solid. I would read this author again. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Every Woman Heroine, Alpha Hero Done Wrong By Ex, Glam Setting (France).
Her Best Bet by Pamela Ford, Harlequin SuperRomance, 2009
  • Heroine on the cusp of her 10th high school reunion realizes she's abandoned her "dream" to work in film, and enters an amateur filmmakers competition. She wants to make a documentary about an old lodge on some property her family is planning to sell. Photojournalist hero comes home to discover the lodge his family has managed for 100 years is getting sold out from under them. Naturally the Big Secret hangs on for too long, but the setting is quite good, and I enjoyed the inclusion of the heroine's BFF, an aspiring actress. I would read this author again. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Heroine Who Hides Her True Identity, PTSD Sufferin' Hero, Kindly Grandparents, Big Secret, One Proposal-Poppin' Boyfriend Who Won't Take A Hint.
The Secret Mistress Arrangement by Kimberly Lang, Harlequin Presents, 2009
  • The big pleasant surprise in my contest reading! Heroine is the maid of honor in her BFF's wedding, and has basically been the "go-to" gal when it comes to making sure everything runs smoothly. Workaholic hero is the best man, and with mutual lust, they agree to a "temporary fling." He lives in Atlanta, she's moving to the Alabama coast a week after the wedding. Honestly? This is an HP for readers who think they "don't like" HPs. You just have to be willing to look past the overblown title and equally overblown back cover copy. A few more pages and this easily could have been a Blaze. I have definite plans to read more stories by this author. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Just A Fling Please, Workaholic Hero, Type A Heroine, But But But...I Can't Tell Him/Her How I Really Feel!
For the Love of Family by Kathleen O'Brien, Harlequin SuperRomance, 2009
  • Laid-off journalist heroine swallows pride and takes a job in corporate PR department because she needs to eat. Turns out her new boss (the hero) is the a man she almost did the dirty deed with several years back after they hooked up at a Halloween costume party. She's still nursing a crush and he....doesn't recognize her! This is part of a multi-author series, and reads like it. There's quite a bit of back story and series-setting-up competing with the main romance, and it wasn't always an easy mix. Still, a solid read and I'm open to reading more books by O'Brien. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Family Business Runnin' Hero, Ex-Journalist Heroine, Big Secret, Control-Freak Daddy, Seemingly Spineless Mama.
His Secret Christmas Baby by Rita Herron, Harlequin Intrigue, 2009
  • About to deliver her baby, heroine's BFF makes her promise to look after the child should something happen to her. When she dies, social worker heroine gets creative with the paperwork, but starts asking questions. In response, the baby gets kidnapped. Newly hired hero working for a private investigation firm learns the baby is his, and works overtime to find his son. Evenly paced suspense novel hindered by a skeevy secret baby set-up, some unfortunate plot spoon-feeding, and a motive I found really thin. That said, I would consider reading this author again if the back cover blurb hit me the right way. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: PI Hero Haunted By Case Gone Bad, Secret Baby, Unrequited Crush, Heroine Who Makes Death Bed Promise.
Her Very Own Family by Trish Milburn, Harlequin American, 2009
  • Heroine looking for a fresh start moves to small town to open her own cafe. Worried for a recently widowed man she meets at the grocery store, she hires him to build her some picture frames. Hero is concerned to hear his still-grieving father is spending a lot of time with some strange woman, and is afraid he's being taken advantage of. When he shows up to investigate, he falls hard for the heroine. Nice, gentle story with nice, gentle conflict. The author avoids some obvious pitfalls, and even when she goes down Cliche Road, it's a short trip (paragraphs/couple of pages instead of WHOLE chapters or half the book). I am so reading more Milburn. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Hero Done Wrong By Ex, Kindly Widower Father, Heroine Looking For Fresh Start, Big Secret.
He Calls Her Doc by Mary Brady, Harlequin SuperRomance, 2009
  • Doctor heroine returns to small town and runs up against the hero, who doesn't like her all that much because she was BFFs with his younger, now dead, brother. Poorly written and executed back story, improbable character behavior, a pre-teen girl who needs a beating or to be locked in an attic (I can't decide which) and a conflict thread that paints small town residents as ignorant yokels. Doubtful I'll read more by this author, especially since the plan is for more books in this series. Harlequin Cheat Sheet: Doctor Heroine Who Moves Back To Small Town Even Though Everyone There Sucks, Hero Haunted By His Past, Adversaries!, 12-Year-Old Niece Going On 25, Small Town Residents Who Think It's 1950.
I'm hoping I can keep my reading momentum going through June. Seriously, I am so behind....

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Little Miss Crabby Pants Gets Her Wee Lil' Baseball Heart Broken

Why yes, I did see the game. I recorded it even. And yes, Armando Galarraga, one of my pitchers, had his bid for A PERFECT GAME snatched away by a blind douchebag umpire who blew the final call on the FINAL FRACKIN' OUT of the game.

Sooooooooo, angry. I'm sooooooooo angry I've had to rewrite this blog post ten times to tone down the swearing and frothing at the mouth.

(My Man: That's it Wendy. Work through your anger....)

Seriously, SOOOOOOOOOO angry. Super Hulk-like angry.

Wendy mad, Wendy smash!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Fat Girls Need Love Too

It would be easy to label Bride Of The Living Dead by Lynne Murray as "chick lit," because on the surface, that's exactly what it is. Single girl in the city, with quirky sense of humor, sarcastic sensibility, and wacky characters surrounding her, finds her Prince Charming. But that's just on the surface. Dig deeper and readers will discover some very outside-the-box elements in this small press release.

Daria MacClellan is an indie film critic living in San Francisco. She adores cheesy monster movies (Roger Corman is a god!), lives in tiny converted garage apartment, and is The Fat Girl. Daria has always been The Fat Girl. But she doesn't dwell on it, and this book isn't spent chronicling her battle of the bulge. No, this book is about Daria falling in love Oscar. Oscar is smitten, the courtship is whirlwind, a marriage proposal ensues. You know what that means? Yep, a wedding. And in a moment of insanity, her parents convince Daria to let her anorexic (seriously, she is) sister whose life has imploded help plan it. The question is - will Daria survive her sister's Type A personality, her past relationship disasters, Oscar's past relationship disasters, and both their families in order to actually make it down the aisle to say "I Do?"

Readers going into this story expecting a traditional romance novel are likely going to be disappointed. The courtship-falling-in-love details are really glossed over. That's not really what this story is about. No, this story is more about getting through all the stuff that encompasses a wedding without losing your sanity - or sight of the fact that you want to have that wedding for the reason that you "love the guy." On that score, this book is pure chick lit. It's not so much about the romance, it's about the heroine surviving life long enough to get her happy ending.

Where the author veers off the cliche track is with her heroine. I loved that Daria's whole existence wasn't wrapped around The Fat Girl trope. This girl has a life. She's funny, she's quirky, she has ex-boyfriends, she's had sex (!) ::gasp::, and she has friends. Certainly her weight is discussed over the course of this story - but Daria doesn't dwell on it, doesn't harp on it, and doesn't spend the whole novel dissolving into tears, wailing about how "fat" she is. She's too busy trying to survive the drama of wedding planning.

Another thing I really appreciated was Daria's relationship with her anorexic sister, Sky. It would have been so easy for the author to write Sky as a harpy, and have the sisters constantly bickering. And while their relationship is, at times, strained, underneath it all I never doubted that they cared about each other. Sky's life is a mess, and she can be cruel, but she's also not The Villain. It felt like a very real sisterly relationship.

The one part of this story that didn't always gel for me was the appearance of a couple of exes (one of Oscar's, one of Daria's). On the bright side though, these two characters play minor roles in the story, and are mostly relegated to the final chapters. What does work is the breezy, chatty first-person narration, and the unique heroine. If you're a fan of the chick-lit, enjoy first person narration, and are looking for a funny, smart heroine who gets the guy, and isn't a Size 2...this is your book.

Final Grade = B

Pearlsong is a small press. You can purchase Bride Of The Living Dead at Amazon (print and Kindle), B&N (looks like only print), at AllRomanceEbooks , or at the publisher's web site (print & ebook).