Friday, November 14, 2008

Not So Sneaky Wendy

To explain this conversation, it should be noted that I work on a flex schedule, so I'm at home today (still in my jammies).

My Man: So, what do you have planned for today.

Me: The usual. Laundry and cleaning the bathroom. But I'm not going anywhere. It's chores and watching Law & Order reruns.

My Man: Of course!

Me: Remember I'm going out tomorrow with the girls (some of the So. Cal. bloggers are hooking up at a nearby Borders).

My Man: Oh yeah, that's right. You'll have fun at the strip club.

Me: No, we're going to the bookstore.

My Man: You can't fool me. I know what "books" is really code for.

Well gee, our secret is out girls! So have you all been saving up your dollar bills? Tee Hee.

7 comments:

Barbara said...

LMAO! That sounds EXACTLY like my husband! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alie said...

LOL Stuff a bill for me in a place the sun doesn't shine, Wendy!

Lori said...

Well, damn. And here I thought nobody knoew Borders was code for Chippendales.

See ya tomorrow!!!

Tracy said...

LOL Your Man sounds adorable - and has a great sense of humor. Just don't let him tell my husband or the secret will be out! :) See you tomorrow.

azteclady said...

*turning green(er) with envy*


This is what I get for living in Florida *kicking rock*

Liza said...

How did I miss that Borders now has the Chippendales? Hope y'all have a blast!

Kelly C. said...

Dayum! When I say I am going to Borders . . . . . . . . . . . . . I am actually going to......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Borders!! ;-)