To explain this conversation, it should be noted that I work on a flex schedule, so I'm at home today (still in my jammies).
My Man: So, what do you have planned for today.
Me: The usual. Laundry and cleaning the bathroom. But I'm not going anywhere. It's chores and watching Law & Order reruns.
My Man: Of course!
Me: Remember I'm going out tomorrow with the girls (some of the So. Cal. bloggers are hooking up at a nearby Borders).
My Man: Oh yeah, that's right. You'll have fun at the strip club.
Me: No, we're going to the bookstore.
My Man: You can't fool me. I know what "books" is really code for.
Well gee, our secret is out girls! So have you all been saving up your dollar bills? Tee Hee.