God bless him. I haven't read a story this great on the Internet since I found out that David Duchovny is a raging sex addict.
Yeah, a few days in between wacky Hollywood celebrity stories. I'm not sure how I handled the drought.
Anyway, I've always found Josh Hartnett intriguing. He walks that fine line between gorgeous stud muffin and skeevy skeeze ball much in the same way as Nicholas Cage does (In one movie he's hotter than Hell, in another he looks like a deranged homeless man. I mean, how do they do that?)
Turns out Joshy has been a busy guy. And I do mean biz-ay. Yep, our boy was busted recently for gettin' it on in a library. OK, a hotel library, and not a public one, but still a library.
It's what I've been trying to tell people for years on this blog. Libraries are not only educational, but fun as well! Tee Hee
But you know what I really want to know? Where exactly did Josh and his lady love get down to business? I vote for Dewey Decimal 613.9, which is where one can not only find The Joy Of Sex, but the Kama Sutra as well.
Librarians. We're always here to help. Well....