You suck. You suck hard core. You'll happily lap up tripe like Dancing With The Stars and American "My Ears Are Bleeding" Idol - but Dirt gets canceled?! Incidentally, my favorite TV show since Nip/Tuck got so damn inconsistent.
I'd console myself by going back to watching sports - but oh yeah....
My baseball team sucks.
I hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your dog. And in case you didn't know it? You suck.