Sunday, March 2, 2008

Blue Ribbon Weekend

Pudge Rodriquez says: "Good Lord, why is that woman wearing a cape and tiara and waving her panties over her head? And how come I get this uncomfortable feeling she's staring at my spectacular ass butt."

Well Pudge, I'll tell ya - it's because March 1 was the Happiest Day On Earth around Major League Baseball. No, Bud Selig didn't get hit by a bus. No, Hank Steinbrenner's head didn't explode (although that vein throbbing in his forehead looks like it could blow any minute). No, I didn't get the opportunity to throw something heavy at Roger Clemens. March 1 was the day that single game tickets went on sale. It also means I am officially going to see the Tigers when they play the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Anaheim Angels on Memorial Day, and I'll also be there when the Tigs hook up with the San Diego Padres for an inter-league game in June. Yes, two opportunities for me to shout out my marriage proposal and toss my panties in your general direction. Could life get any sweeter?

3 comments:

Rosie said...

Seeing you waving panties might be worth the price of admission.

Big Sis said...

He's not saying that....

Pudge is wondering if that hot chick waving her panties has a older sister :)

Wendy said...

My Big Sis, the comedian. I can't believe you're fantasizing about Pudge when you have my studly, hunky brother-in-law at home! There's just no satisfying some women.....