Friday, October 12, 2007
Dear Harlequin SuperRomance,
I like you. I really like you. But did you have to put a slew of holiday-themed books on your November roster? Don't you know that I recently had to purchase two pairs of plane tickets for our upcoming holiday travel plans? That I'll likely slip into a coma when I open my credit card statement next month? You know what you are? An enabler! Hell, I even want the books that have the satanic toddlers and babies on the covers. There's even an amnesia plot buried in here!
But they're holiday-themed, and I must have them all. Like now. Won't you please think of my bank account?
Silly me, of course you won't.
Wendy the Super Librarian
P.S. - Oh I can't stay mad at you for long! Besides, I'm on a diet. I'll just stop buying groceries.