An early birthday present arrived today from my older sister. My very own Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez! Look how cute he is! The perfect size for me to put on my desk at work and stare longingly at. And only a few inches shorter than the real deal. Tee Hee
I shouldn't pick on Pudge. He's like 5'9". Short men need love too. Especially short men with really cute butts.
She also got me a birthday card that plays Lady Marmalade by LaBelle when you open it. A song about a hooker. I also got a magnet that reads "Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does." Should I be worried about our relationship?