- You must buy their new book on the laydown date.
- You must try not to get pulled over for speeding on your way home.
- You must drop everything and start reading said book the moment you close your front door.
The new book, The Mephisto Clublands on September 12 people. This is great news right?
The Parents are visiting September 9-17!!! ARGHHHH!!!!
Now, I love my parents. Adore them in fact. And since my mother hates to fly (she really does), I figure the least I can do while they visit me some 3000 miles away from home is to not drag them into bookstores and read in their presence. After all, I only see them a couple times a year.
What's a girl to do? I guess I could order it online, but then I'd have to wait for the dang mailman to show up. That's no good. Maybe I can sneak off to Borders, run in real quick and buy it. Or better yet, manufacture a Costco run. I'm sure they'll be carrying it. That way I can pet The Mephisto Club and stare longingly at it until the parental units head home on the 16th.
Seriously, do you think petting books is a sign of mental illness? Attachment issues? The result of some traumatic moment in my childhood?
Nah, it just means I'm a dork. But you all suspected as much didn't you?