Lord help me on my misguided quest - I'm dieting.
This is not good, since I love food.
OK - I love bad food.
Fast food, greasy food, deep-fried food, sugary food, chocolate food - well you get the idea.
Vegetables and fruit are not food. Contrary to what "they" have been telling us for years. I'm still not convinced - but lo and behond that's what I'm eating. So here I am staying away from Taco Bell, In 'N Out and Wendy's (that whole finger incident didn't scare me!) only to find myself eating salads. Salads for god's sake. This is what I've been reduced to.
But I need to lose weight - and a girl cannot do that without a little impulse control.
Next up - starting an excercise routine.
Please shoot me. I don't care if I look flabby in my coffin.